I didn't write any breast milk jokes, because you know, it's breast milk. Everyone is going to be doing it. So, retroactively, it's punchline time:
"..one is the collective output of a bunch of tits, and the other IS BREAST MILK ICE CREAM"
I bet nobody thought of that little gem.
"...and marx said "seizing the means of production? This revolution's going to be fun.""
Quote: Chantoozie @ March 3 2011, 8:48 AM GMTHa! I wrote one too - what was yours?
I'll post it later on tonight, but I did manage to include a reference to the car insurance ruling in the set-up, so it's two topical references in a single gag.
No Oscars, Libya or Ashley Cole one-liners for me, instead I went for the might of Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton, Jim Davidson, Charlie Sheen and of course the breast milk - now that sounds like quite a party.
Katie Price's attempt to horn in on the breast milk ice cream boom ended swiftly with 3 cases of silicone poisoning.
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2011, 11:00 AM GMTKatie Price's attempt to horn in on the breast milk ice cream boom ended swiftly with 3 cases of silicone poisoning.
I didn't like the James Corden 99
"...Eric Pickles. And that's how the staff learnt that looks can be deceiving."
Another live webchat tomorrow:
Quote: Trabs @ March 3 2011, 3:47 PM GMTAnother live webchat tomorrow:
Do you think it will be like a trip to the headmasters office? Must try harder!
That's up early. I've got nothing on it. bollocks.
Ah balls. Nothing. Now I have to start writing again.
Nothing for me. At least that earliness moves my feelings of inadequacy and despair into the working day, where they are rife anyway, rather than ruining my evenings.
Dan
Ah well. On to the rejects thread. Congratulations to all who succeeded.
Im going downstairs now to eat lots of non breast milk Ice cream and kick the cat. Again!
Ben and Jerry's disasterous attempt to replicate breast milk with Spunky Monkey
Woo! I'm on there. That means I've somehow got something on three weeks in a row... 
Now I can't shake the feeling that I'm in some sort of beautiful dream and any minute I'm going to wake up covered in my own vomit.
"...apparently the machine was bust"
