Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2011, 12:42 PM GMTAn indeed estimable answer and welcome back sir!
surely though the number corner would keep coming to 666.
I also would like to see the final episode of 15 to 1.
Where a particularly agressive contestant shouts
"we are 15 and he is 1!"
Before assaulting the presenter as a mob
Thanks Sootyj, are you writing much these days?
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 3 2011, 12:44 PM GMTWell you'd better build that time machine and go back to 2003 then.
And the final episode of "Sarcasm with Dr Tim Wanker."
A dreadful follow up to Use Your Head by Dr Tony Buzan
and a prequel to "Abuse your arse by Professor Sootyj"
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 3 2011, 12:54 PM GMTThanks Sootyj, are you writing much these days?
Nah couple of projects, your bad old self?
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2011, 12:56 PM GMTDr Tim Wanker
You've still got it, Sootyj, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2011, 12:56 PM GMTAnd the final episode of "Sarcasm with Dr Tim Wanker."
A dreadful follow up to Use Your Head by Dr Tony Buzan
and a prequel to "Abuse your arse by Professor Sootyj"
Nah couple of projects, your bad old self?
Trying to construct a stand up set for my third appearance. I'm also working on an Northern Irish Islamic fundamentalist character, just for fun of course. Trying to tie in the sectarian Protestant/Catholic element over here with Jihad.
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 3 2011, 12:58 PM GMTYou've still got it, Sootyj, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I'm still reaching for that rainbow!
The final episode of 'The good Life' where Barbara realises that marrying a man much too old for her was a mistake as she was never allowed to have children and has lived in abject poverty for too long.
She f**ks off with Margo and they (cough)live(cough) together.
Tom Good snuffs it because - well, he's just old
Meanwhile Gerry has regular nights of 3's up passion with Miss Dollie Mountshaft and Mrs Dooms-Paterson
Doctors-It's revealed in the final episode that Marc P is actually the reincanation of Barbara Cartland.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ March 3 2011, 1:40 PM GMTThe final episode of 'The good Life' where Barbara realises that marrying a man much too old for her was a mistake as she was never allowed to have children and has lived in abject poverty for too long.
She f**ks off with Margo and they (cough)live(cough) together.
Tom Good snuffs it because - well, he's just old
Meanwhile Gerry has regular nights of 3's up passion with Miss Dollie Mountshaft and Mrs Dooms-Paterson
I'd watch it.
the final episode of embarrasing bodies. Susan Boyle walks into the surgery. Dr Christian runs out of the door and never comes back .....
Quote: roscoff @ March 3 2011, 1:46 PM GMTDoctors-It's revealed in the final episode that Marc P is actually the reincanation of Barbara Cartland.
I'd watch it.
And then some
I think you'd have to call it the "Bad Life" or the "OOH it's good! Life"
Quote: the beats @ March 3 2011, 2:06 PM GMTthe final episode of embarrasing bodies. Susan Boyle walks into the surgery. Dr Christian runs out of the door and never comes back .....
or Dr Christian has to examine DEFRA
little bit of politics I thang u!
Songs of Praise -
The heavens open and God descends down. Which is revealed to be Simon Cowell who declares it to be the worst audition he has ever heard.
or
The entire cast gets set fire too
whilst Brian Bellows
"They torched wood!"
Constantly
The Walking Dead - turns out they're not dead at all, just playing silly buggers.
That's quite brilliant Chip good for you.
Quote: Leevil @ March 3 2011, 2:34 PM GMTSongs of Praise -
The heavens open and God descends down. Which is revealed to be Simon Cowell who declares it to be the worst audition he has ever heard.
:-D
The Jerry Springer Show - all the past contestants are herded in, sealed in a soundproof chamber and left to get on with it for eternity. Jerry faces the camera and with tears in his eyes cries 'but they're all my babies, I need them' and is in turn pushed screaming into the chamber by the bouncers.
