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Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 4:45 PM GMT

Stole a mug???

THAT IS NAUGHTY.

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I know, I know. I'm terrible with stuff like that. I sometimes pinch 'expendible' items like glasses (or used to be ash trays, when people were allowed to smoke places). Never picnhed any actual salable stock, as that definitely crosses a line. My morals on the subject are a little blurred. I'm a wrong'n.

Quote: Tim Walker @ March 2 2011, 4:56 PM GMT

*struggles to pin caffeine-crazed Geordie imp on the floor*

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Imp? That's a new one. I'm definitely a bit caffeine crazed though.

Ha. Wasn't it a bit dirty to put in your bag/pocket?

Describe your filthiest secret

Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 5:01 PM GMT

Ha. Wasn't it a bit dirty to put in your bag/pocket?

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Pretty filthy

My tutor just said "Pick whatever..." Yay.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2 2011, 5:14 PM GMT

My tutor just said "Pick whatever..." Yay.

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Putting the word "Tut" in tutor. That's awful, are the generally a bad tutor then?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2 2011, 5:14 PM GMT

My tutor just said "Pick whatever..." Yay.

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I'd go for nose, anything else is just not socially acceptable (except oddly navel)

Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 5:01 PM GMT

Ha. Wasn't it a bit dirty to put in your bag/pocket?

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Not really. I wouldn't put it in a bag with loads of important documents though

Quote: Leevil @ March 2 2011, 5:17 PM GMT

Putting the word "Tut" in tutor. That's awful, are the generally a bad tutor then?

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She's lovely, but she can see the advantages of both modules basically.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2 2011, 5:29 PM GMT

She's lovely, but she can see the advantages of both modules basically.

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Oh, right.

Flip a coin?

Make Elliot decide.

Quote: Leevil @ March 2 2011, 5:36 PM GMT

Oh, right.

Flip a coin?

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Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 5:37 PM GMT

Make Elliot decide.

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Tried that.

Chip's just boarded the train home. He's got his favourite seat. The one he's statistically least likely to get killed in if the train crashes.

Which is that?

Any seat. He's just wrapped in a mattress.