I am selling my jokes here
Bidding starts at 1p! 
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Quote: John Owen Jones @ March 2 2011, 5:02 PM GMTI am selling my jokes here
Bidding starts at 1p!
I bid 1p for the fruit corner joke. I notice you didn't set a reserve price or end of auction date - please can you be more specific?
Haha "Hi David Bussell"! You OK?
It was just a joke. I'm not really doing an auction!
All the best 
Quote: John Owen Jones @ March 2 2011, 5:18 PM GMTHaha "Hi David Bussell"! You OK?
It was just a joke. I'm not really doing an auction!
All the best
I'm sorry, John, you opened an auction and I made my bid in good faith.
Shurrup, Bussell.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:21 PM GMTI'm sorry, John, you opened an auction and I made my bid in good faith.
What? 
I'm perfectly serious. You started an auction (it's right there, quoted), and stated an opening bid that I matched. Are you now attempting to renege on our deal?
John, as a quick note- it might not be the best idea to stick a massive list of unworked jokes up if you're trying to sell them. Problem is, as many of us wannabe standups know, 90% of the jokes we write will be stinkers, but you don't want people to see that. You're better handpicking the really good ones and using them to lure people in rather than putting them all up.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:26 PM GMTI'm perfectly serious. You started an auction (it's right there, quoted), and stated an opening bid that I matched. Are you now attempting to renege on our deal?
I'll bid 2p if it'll shut you up.
Ok here's my favourite gag of all time, but times are hard so I'm putting it out to auction. Please bid.
My dog's got no nose?
How does he smell?
Achtung Panzer!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 2 2011, 5:30 PM GMTI'll bid 2p if it'll shut you up.
5p.
Quote: John Owen Jones @ March 2 2011, 5:02 PM GMTI am selling my jokes here
Bidding starts at 1p!
If you're having a laugh great.
If you're genuinely selling them, mate someone's just gonna nick them.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:32 PM GMT5p.
500 Quatludes.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:32 PM GMT5p.
500 Quatludes.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:32 PM GMT5p.
I didn't even get down to that joke, I'm just on a mission now.
7p.
Quote: sootyj @ March 2 2011, 5:32 PM GMT500 Quatludes.
You're not allowed to play.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 2 2011, 5:33 PM GMTI didn't even get down to that joke, I'm just on a mission now.
7p.
10p. And please, Nat, if you're not absolutely serious about this, please don't drive up the bid any further. I'm a man of modest means who lives by his word and expects others to do the same.
How would the original poster like the closing bid paid, by the way? Paypal or cheque? Shall we say midnight as close of business?
Quote: David Bussell @ March 2 2011, 5:36 PM GMT10p. And please, Nat, if you're not absolutely serious about this, please don't drive up the bid any further. I'm a man of modest means who lives by his word and expects others to do the same.
How would the original poster like the closing bid paid, by the way? Paypal or cheque? Shall we say midnight as close of business?
I'm going to win and then just eat the joke. Just to make you cry.
12p.
Thank you all for your kind words especially Nat, I owe you a hug!
David Bussell I went on your website and you seem dead ironic! Hahaha I get it now. See you on the circuit!
Sorry if I have caused offence or anything but it can be quite intimidating joining a forum with so many established comedians!
Thanks,
John