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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 2 2011, 8:39 AM GMT

The lady who runs the George Eliot course emailed me back last night at ten to midnight. I am so torn! She is lovely!

Aw. She does sound nice.
I hope you didn't tell her you were asking a bunch of weirdos online if you should do her course.

Quote: sootyj @ March 2 2011, 8:50 AM GMT

Are you calling Ellie a loser?

Unimpressed

Quote: Rob H @ March 2 2011, 9:56 AM GMT

I'll think you'll find he spells his name 'Elliot' actually zooo.

Whistling nnocently

Unimpressed Unimpressed

Going out to lunch with a friend soon. Huzzah!

Quote: Rob H @ March 2 2011, 9:56 AM GMT

I'll think you'll find he spells his name 'Elliot' actually zooo.

Whistling nnocently

Damn how did I miss that open goal?

Well done Rob

I'm off to fall on my sword

(another open goal for anyone who wants it)

(the above statement is in it's self an open goal)

Awaiting the arrival of the postman

what with it being my birthday

Quote: Lee Henman @ March 2 2011, 12:23 PM GMT

Awaiting the arrival of the postman

the dog's sick and someon's got to bite his arse

Bless you, you're a trooper Henman

Quote: Lee Henman @ March 2 2011, 12:23 PM GMT

Awaiting the arrival of the postman

the dog's sick and someon's got to bite his arse

Bless you, you're a trooper Henman

Quote: Rob H @ March 2 2011, 9:56 AM GMT

I'll think you'll find he spells his name 'Elliot' actually zooo.

Whistling nnocently

Unimpressed

I was so proud of everyone for not making a joke like that, and now Rob had to go and spoil it!

Chip's just been outside and seen a cluster of photographers taking pictures of a couple in wedding regalia. He also saw a stunningly beautiful black girl with skin like obsidian. All in all it was a good break.

A cluster? Were they famous or something?

Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 4:26 PM GMT

A cluster? Were they famous or something?

I don't think so. The man was male model pretty with cheekbones like knives, while the lady was a chubby gothy girl. It was a bit weird.

Back from nice lunch with Jo. Stole a Starbucks mug. Bought Dan an awesome hat.

Stole a mug???

THAT IS NAUGHTY.

Starbucks have a standing £50 reward for people who snitch on mug thieves.

Oh well, earn yourself the £50 then :D

Hey I may be a Judas but I'm no Judas.

Was it at least a great big mug?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ March 2 2011, 4:33 PM GMT

Stole a Starbucks mug.

Stop thief!

Quick, I'll restrain her whilst somebody calls the Met's Acute Beverage Response Squad.

*struggles to pin caffeine-crazed Geordie imp to the floor*

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