Happy Birthday Lee!
Happy birthday Henman Page 2
Quote: zooo @ March 2 2011, 12:56 PM GMTDid you get any good presents?
I'm getting a Kinect. Woo-hoo!
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 2 2011, 1:20 PM GMTIdea for greetings card:
FRONT
'As it's your birthday, I thought I'd buy you one of those cards with a message written on the front which at first sounds sincere and complimentary but then, when you look inside, turns out to have been a set-up to a witty and hilarious derogatory punchline...'INSIDE
'...but I couldn't find any - so here's a card written by Lee Henman instead!'
That's a seller 
Quote: sootyj @ March 2 2011, 1:25 PM GMTThat's was positively dadaist.
Well done!
Sootyj's version
FRONT
It's your birthday what luck
You're a charming fella full of pluck
Hope you're ready for your birthday....INTERIOR
Eviction.
Yours sincerely Mega Bank Bastard PLC
PS we f**ked your dog, he didn't like it but we did.
Another corker
Happy Birthday TAFKAPN
Quote: Badge @ March 2 2011, 2:53 PM GMTHappy Birthday TAFKAPN
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Nazeem?
Happy Birthday Henman! And Happy Birthday to Mikhael Gorbachev, who is also 80 today.
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 2 2011, 3:06 PM GMTThe Artist Formerly Known As Prince Nazeem?
You can't remember your own name?
I think he means Perry Lee and we are not talking pear based cider!
Quote: Badge @ March 2 2011, 3:13 PM GMTYou can't remember your own name?
Ahhhhhh my old moniker!!
I'd forgotten about that
Quote: Marc P @ March 2 2011, 3:17 PM GMTI think he means Perry Lee and we are not talking pear based cider!
Aw thanks guys! But it's not my birthday!
Oh, damn Henman strikes again!
Happy Birthday the other Lee!
Happy Birthday Lee
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Mr H
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Lee