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Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 9:46 AM GMT

There is something borderline evil about the overly hairy. They're closer to the beast within.

I'm growing a beard...

Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 9:46 AM GMT

There is something borderline evil about the overly hairy. They're closer to the beast within.

It's the ones with a single eyebrow you've got to look out for.

Quote: sootyj @ February 28 2011, 8:51 AM GMT

Do you fancy a fight?

Your Cthulu mask ressembles a sausage mincer, your cats are dull and unnatractive, Newcastle is inferior to Middlesborough.

Your boyfriend has a beard in both senses.

There's no sport in it, Soots. I would crush you.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 28 2011, 10:03 AM GMT

I'm growing a beard...

Nice of you to pop in, Lucas. To fill the gaping Ellie hole.

Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 10:07 AM GMT

Nice of you to pop in, Lucas. To fill the gaping Ellie hole.

Is there a gaping Ellie hole? Crikey.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 28 2011, 10:14 AM GMT

Is there a gaping Ellie hole? Crikey.

Doesn't she start a new job today? Selfishly doing that instead of entertaining me here. Ah well, perhaps Pomroy will come back.

Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 10:24 AM GMT

Doesn't she start a new job today? Selfishly doing that instead of entertaining me here. Ah well, perhaps Pomroy will come back.

Christ, you've got a long memory. You were dead jealous, if I recall.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 28 2011, 10:26 AM GMT

Christ, you've got a long memory. You were dead jealous, if I recall.

Phooey!

Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 10:41 AM GMT

Phooey!

Yeah, you, like, felt threatened, and that.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 28 2011, 10:06 AM GMT

It's the ones with a single eyebrow you've got to look out for.

There's no sport in it, Soots. I would crush you.

Didn't ask you for a cuddle Mrs.

Pah you'd have to call Stu Francis if you wanted to crush a grape!

Urgh. Another shit month. F**k you 2011 you shit.

I would second the motion about 2011.

Chip just had a secretary talking to him like he has special needs.
He rather enjoyed it. :$

Quote: chipolata @ February 28 2011, 12:36 PM GMT

Chip just had a secretary talking to him like he has special needs.
He rather enjoyed it. :$

I bet she knew what your special needs were.

Please, Lucas. Don't sully the moment I shared with a woman who thinks I have learning difficulties.

Do people often make that mistake, Chip?

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