Griff
Sunday 27th February 2011 12:11am
993 posts
Quote: Agnes Guano @ February 27 2011, 12:08 AM GMT
I almost hate to intrude on your punch up, you all seem to be having such a super time! It takes me back to the Essex weddings I remember fondly as a child, and all the fun we would have at the wedding reception as the bride's father ran amok trying to punch the bridesmaids and break the face of anyone taking advantage of the free bar.
But anyway, yeah, I enjoyed the shows tonight and will attempt to see Ken Dodd this year. There I said it. Anyway as you were, there's probably some girl with mascara down her cheeks sobbing in the car park, and I bet if you check the disabled toilet the groom is probably having it away with the maid of honour.
I'm trying to work out which of us is the father, the bride, the bridesmaids, the groom, the sobbing girl, and the maid of honour, and which of us is just taking advantage of the free bar.