Quote: Rob H @ February 25 2011, 6:25 PM GMTAren't UK and US gallons slightly different sizes?
Yes.
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Why don't Nando's do delivery? 
Why don't McDonald's!
Just been reading a big online debate about male circumcision. Jeez it makes my blood boil the amount of crap talked by the pro willy-choppers. They talk about the foreskin as if they know more than Mother Nature. "It's more hygienic to have it done", "It enhances sexual pleasure" etc. What a load of crap. Nature put it there for a reason. I just can't get my head around the idea of seeing my perfect baby boy having the end of his cock chopped off. Surely it's the individual's choice to make when he's older? Bizarre, bizarre behaviour. I mean okay if it's for religious reasons but a lot of the time it isn't. It's this whole "cleanliness" issue which is an absolute fallacy in my opinion. Get a shower you smelly bastards!
And what about women? Do we chop all their bits off too if they become a bit whiffy? No. So why men?
Grrr. Rant over.
Quote: AngieBaby @ February 25 2011, 7:46 PM GMTWhy don't Nando's do delivery?
because you touch your self at night
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:02 PM GMTIt's this whole "cleanliness" issue which is an absolute fallacy in my opinion.
*phallicy
Quote: Leevil @ February 25 2011, 8:05 PM GMT*phallicy
Heh
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:02 PM GMTJust been reading a big online debate about male circumcision. Jeez it makes my blood boil the amount of crap talked by the pro willy-choppers. They talk about the foreskin as if they know more than Mother Nature. "It's more hygienic to have it done", "It enhances sexual pleasure" etc. What a load of crap. Nature put it there for a reason. I just can't get my head around the idea of seeing my perfect baby boy having the end of his cock chopped off. Surely it's the individual's choice to make when he's older? Bizarre, bizarre behaviour. I mean okay if it's for religious reasons but a lot of the time it isn't. It's this whole "cleanliness" issue which is an absolute fallacy in my opinion. Get a shower you smelly bastards!
And what about women? Do we chop all their bits off too if they become a bit whiffy? No. So why men?
Grrr. Rant over.
there's a whole debate on here already about this
but basically my knob ressembles a storm trooper
and yours a smurf bank robbet
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:02 PM GMTI mean okay if it's for religious reasons
That's just as stupid.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:02 PM GMTNature put it there for a reason.
I agree with you about the willies, but that's no argument: appendixes.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:02 PM GMT...an absolute fallacy...
*sniggers*
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 25 2011, 8:07 PM GMTThat's just as stupid.
Agree.
Quote: zooo @ February 25 2011, 8:07 PM GMTI agree with you about the willies, but that's no argument: appendixes.
Ah yes but the appendix was there for a reason earlier in human history - something about a digestion tract that we no longer need due to modern diet. Whereas the fozzer has always been there for protection and sexual enhancement - the exact opposite of what the pro-knobchoppers tell you.
Anyroad, I've just realised my armpits a are bit ripe. I was going to have a shower but I should probably just chop my arms off to keep the pits constantly exposed. Looks like I'll have to type with my dick - although it might be a bit sore after my circumcision. While I'm at it, I'd better have my eyelids sliced off - don't want to get conjunctivitis!
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 25 2011, 8:16 PM GMTAh yes but the appendix was there for a reason earlier in human history - something about a digestion tract that we no longer need due to modern diet.
Ah, didn't know that!
You probably get a lot of nasty filth under your nails, too; so I'd tear all those off just to be safe.