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Quote: zooo @ February 24 2011, 11:28 PM GMT

Oooh. What evidence?

Sperm?

Quote: Gavin @ February 24 2011, 11:25 PM GMT

I'm ashamed of my self 2.5 weeks off drink and had a beer tonight.

Stop counting weeks in halves & enjoy your beer.
Then get back to whatever the hell you were thinking for the next 0.5 of a week
(Apart from the weekend)

Quote: zooo @ February 24 2011, 11:28 PM GMT

Oooh. What evidence?

A phone, a policeman's wallet and a large plastic pole and some headphones.

What the helling buggery?

Someone mugged a cop????

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2011, 11:18 PM GMT

Sweating a bit in 88F/31C temperatures so I've decided to move my pump-in-a-toolbox construction project indoors. Resisting the urge to run the A/C in February.

How do you keep your kegs cool?

Also, been meaning to ask, you have Mexican food outlets, do you have Indian? Do you do curries etc?

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 25 2011, 12:50 AM GMT

How do you keep your kegs cool?

I built this:

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Also, been meaning to ask, you have Mexican food outlets, do you have Indian? Do you do curries etc?

There are Indian restaurants but they are nowhere near as numerous as in the UK. There are probably no more than a dozen in this city of 2 million people. Indian food isn't very popular and it has no status at all when it comes to takeaway food. We do mainly do burgers, Chinese, Mexican or pizza when we want a quick meal to go. I don't think you'll find takeaway curries, fish & chips or kebabs outside of major cities with the appropriate immigrants in large numbers.

Quote: DaButt @ February 25 2011, 12:13 AM GMT

Someone mugged a cop????

No, a cop saw the mugging and went after the bad guy and I'm guessing as he ran after him his wallet fell out. We picked it up (and the rest). We were told he caught the mugger though!

Last day at my current job today. Waterproof mascara for today I think!

Quote: zooo @ February 24 2011, 10:43 PM GMT

Just played this map game

http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html

and reaffirmed how unbelievably THICK I am.
Joy. :)

I did quite well. But then I read atlases for fun. Geek

Quote: EllieJP @ February 25 2011, 7:45 AM GMT

Last day at my current job today. Waterproof mascara for today I think!

Good luck! Make sure you do the naughty thing at least one more time. (It's obvious what it is, btw. So you might as well tell us....) Whistling nnocently

Quote: Rob H @ February 25 2011, 9:05 AM GMT

I did quite well. But then I read atlases for fun. Geek

Teach me Rob, teach me about the beauty of the map.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 25 2011, 9:17 AM GMT

Teach me Rob, teach me about the beauty of the map.

It'd take too long John. And you're not here long enough anymore. :(

Quote: Rob H @ February 25 2011, 9:30 AM GMT

It'd take too long John. And you're not here long enough anymore. :(

I know. :(

I made a mistake. I tried being with real people and it went wrong.

Pay day! Hoorah! And I don't have to be in uni until 1!
But my friend is also leaving today for a semester in Berlin. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ February 25 2011, 7:45 AM GMT

as he ran after him his wallet fell out

*begins to understand why crime rates are so high*

What did you get caught shoplifting from Anne Summers Ellie?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 24 2011, 11:49 PM GMT

A phone, a policeman's wallet and a large plastic pole and some headphones.

That must be a helluva big handbag!

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