I read the news today oh boy! Page 328

Darwinism.

http://uk.videogames.games.yahoo.com/blog/article/24526/chinese-gamer-dies-after-three-day-blowout.html

Well, if the game is that good. I may have to get myself a copy.

Quote: Leevil @ February 23 2011, 2:29 PM GMT

Well, if the game is that good. I may have to get myself a copy.

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*prepares insincere tribute for Leevil's funeral*

Prepares to take more than his fair share of sandwiches at the wake

(won't bother going to funeral to hear Chip's insincere tribute)

Hey, insincere tributes are the best ones! Imagine if we were all sincere at funerals?

Sincerely glad the person is dead?

Quote: sootyj @ February 23 2011, 2:34 PM GMT

Prepares to take more than his fair share of sandwiches at the wake

(won't bother going to funeral to hear Chip's insincere tribute)

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I have requested an easy peel coffin lid. Keeps the freshness in. Plus it comes with a drink and a packet of crisps of your choice.

Easy peel lid? My sandwiches are tinfoiled. As nature intended.

I was referring to those meal deal thingies. I don't buy pre-made sandwiches unless I really have to.

What will they think of next?

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/light-up-cereal-boxes-and-self-cooking-soup-powered-by-the-magic-of-induction-50002119/

Quote: DaButt @ February 24 2011, 1:57 PM GMT

What will they think of next?

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/light-up-cereal-boxes-and-self-cooking-soup-powered-by-the-magic-of-induction-50002119/

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Bizarre!

Seeing the Brits complaining about being stranded in Libya et al. makes me laugh. They are so indignant about the government not reactning fast enough, but they've been living like royalty tax-free in these countries for years. Why should we put on rescue flights for these fat-cats?

I really don't know what I think . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011

I know what I think: