Quote: EllieJP @ February 24 2011, 12:20 PM GMTYes but what happens if my old company folds and I can't get hold of anyone?
You give them my name and address and I put on my Pretending Hat. 
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Thanks Chip. But they don't need to know about my sex skills!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 24 2011, 12:23 PM GMTThanks Chip. But they don't need to know about my sex skills!
(You have other skills? Curious)
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 24 2011, 12:09 PM GMTHUSHYOURFACE.
You can't speak like that to MarcP!
He's BCG royalty.
Quote: chipolata @ February 24 2011, 12:26 PM GMT
Yep, I can do other things besides. I just don't show you!
Blockbuster try to charge me a month after I cancel my subscription. I was like, Oi! Blockbuster! No!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 24 2011, 9:27 AM GMTSod you! I posted an edit of my poem because I'm due to read it on fri and not a bugger gave me feedback.
I did not see it. I'll go and have a peep now. It better be good! *shakes fist*
Quote: sootyj @ February 24 2011, 12:28 PM GMTYou can't speak like that to MarcP!
He's BCG royalty.
He got off lightly. It if were you I would have said FAR worse.
I can't see it Nat. You have to post stuff on the boards for us to be able to view it. There's no link into your mind... yet!
Quote: Leevil @ February 24 2011, 12:36 PM GMTI can't see it Nat. You have to post stuff on the boards for us to be able to view it. There's no link into your mind... yet!
I DID YOU COW. I had to put the rewrite in the same thread 'cause you're not allowed to make multiples for the same thing.
Direct link to the post: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/728351/
Don't call Leevil a cow, he's a bovine_romantic_fetish disorder.
He's currently being treated for foot and mouth...
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 24 2011, 12:38 PM GMTI DID YOU COW. I had to put the rewrite in the same thread 'cause you're not allowed to make multiples for the same thing.
Direct link to the post: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/728351/
Wonderful Wlliam McGonagal would be proud
Quote: sootyj @ February 24 2011, 12:46 PM GMTWonderful Wlliam McGonagal would be proud
I don't think that's QUITE what I was going for 
"McGonagall has been acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms of his poetry are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. In the hands of lesser artists, this might generate merely dull, uninspiring verse. However, McGonagall's fame stems from the humourous effects these shortcomings generate. The inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most spontaneously amusing comic poetry in the English language."
Just bought Spaced again, this time the boxset, so I can watch the documentary on it.
Have they made 5p even smaller? I have two weird-different looking 5p coins. One is smaller than the other. I can't believe someone is forging 5p coins.
I'm stupid. It's says Australia on the back. >_<
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 24 2011, 12:58 PM GMTI don't think that's QUITE what I was going for
"McGonagall has been acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms of his poetry are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. In the hands of lesser artists, this might generate merely dull, uninspiring verse. However, McGonagall's fame stems from the humourous effects these shortcomings generate. The inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most spontaneously amusing comic poetry in the English language."
Yes but he is remembered through the ages and was beloved and feted in his times.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 24 2011, 2:11 PM GMTJust bought Spaced again, this time the boxset, so I can watch the documentary on it.
Yay! I have that. Very, very good.
Robyn is tired and a little fed up, but holding on.