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Do you GROW? Page 17

Quote: Ben @ August 6 2010, 7:13 PM BST

One day, I'll get a little herb garden. Then, I can invite Leevil round and we'll munch upon a parsley sandwich.

I can't f**king wait! :D

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 6 2010, 7:42 PM BST

Is it in the song? You've got more rabbit than sainsburys because you're carrots are close together and that attracts them

:D

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2010, 7:37 PM BST

Is he your gardening guru?

He is now. I heard him on the radio, talking about his allotement.

My tomatoes are starting to go red. I even have one full red one. I am happy. Plus my pepper plant has got more peppers on it then I ever imagined, let's just hope they grow fully before the frost comes.

I've got a good few tomatoes going red or yellow or a bit stripey.
But a Courgette plant I put out the front has gone crazy.
It's massive and going everywhere.

The weathers been a bit rubbish recently but there's a good few things to pick & eat.

Stripey Tomatoes sound baddddd.

They are called Tigerella & the Yellow ones are called morning sunrise or something.
They are meant to be that way I think.

I fear all the rain is going to harm the British wine crops.

I'll remember not to go for the 2010 Chateauex la Dagenham.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 27 2010, 11:02 PM BST

I'll remember not to go out in Dagenham without my stanley knife.

Oh Steve! You're too old to be a hooligan!

Too True Benjamin! But that Dagenham wine does make you a bit Fighty & Stabby.
Or at least that what it says on the label.

Good with Fish or violence.

I got given some runner beans, homemade plum jam, beetroot and squash by Elliot's mum today! Yum.

The tomatoes in my sandwich from my garden where f**king lovely. :) Just annoyed there's not more. There IS more but I think they have some sort of disease or something. They ain't looking well or particularly edible. :(

I planted some Daffs Last year & they have popped up again waiting for spring

I have some coriander growing in a pot. But it ain't looking so good.

My windowsills are full of trays of seedlings; parsnips, peppers, squashes, leeks, rocket, tomatoes...outside chitted potatoes are in the shed...& this is just the start.

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