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I'd rather eat the meaty bit of a chicken.
It's a tad bigger and a lot less hassle.

Fookin' Prawns!

Do they like catfood?

My friend applied for this show, they told her she was way too normal.
Shame, her plum tart is lush.

ooh er!

And welcome back Manickin

Hello Sooty-pops and thank you.

Quote: Leevil @ February 20 2011, 8:41 PM GMT

Yum! I love prawns. Haven't had crab before, but suspect it's delicious.

Aren't you a veggie?

I don't think they count seafood. Unless it's a catfish, or a seahorse, or a winkle.

I likes crab but it seems the most likely to give an upset tummy

Lobster though....mmmm......lobster

So expensive so good

Had it an italian restaurant; half a lobster thermidor other half of mr lobster in linguine with a creamy sauce.

Seafood is evil.

Blurg.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 20 2011, 11:15 PM GMT

Aren't you a veggie?

Yes, but I still appreciate nice tasting things. I was a huge meat eater before I went veggie. I'd eat a whole cow for my breakfast.

Quote: Leevil @ February 21 2011, 2:54 AM GMT

Yes, but I still appreciate nice tasting things. I was a huge meat eater before I went veggie. I'd eat a whole cow for my breakfast.

Ah yes I forgot there was a time when you were carnivorous!

Quote: Leevil @ February 21 2011, 2:54 AM GMT

Yes, but I still appreciate nice tasting things. I was a huge meat eater before I went veggie. I'd eat out a whore cow for my breakfast.

Is that why the RSPCA and the farmers union have a fartwa out on you, you degenerate?

Watching this now.

What an arrogant, pompous, rude, selfish, pompous, arrogant twat!

Funniest programme I've seen this week.

"You ruined my night!" "Take your money and get off my property!"

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