We all want to be on telly? Cos lets be honest if you're not telly ou don't exist. You're just an organism you might as well be a pigeon or something.
So accepting the vitalness of being on telly what would you like to be?
(civilian one's only cos lets face it you're to ugly to be a presenter you know it, don't deny it)
Sootyj
1 Come Dine with Me
2 Police Camera Action
3 Pineapple Dance Studio as one of those psychos who can't dance
I would LOVE to be on Come Dine With Me, but it's already done Newcastle 
Yeh that was my biggy.
I'd love to be one of the arseholes who serves baked beans and obviously trosuered the food money.
My menu would be amazing
Seriously what would it be?
My next project is Embarrassing Bodies.
Dunno about the main but:
Canapes: Smokes trout and salmon blinis with horseradish creme fraiche
Starter: Warm pigeon and beetroot salad
Main: Possibly Pork tenderloin with caulliflower puree, root vegetables and a red wine reduction
Desert: white chocolate panacotta with rasberry coulis.
DEFRA?
Arf arf
Seriouly whats up with your lovely body fella?
If I did Come Dine with Me, I'd definitely do a tripple desert
Post WLS issues. 
.....but nothing that major. Purely cosmetic in nature.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 20 2011, 7:16 PM GMTDunno about the main but:
Canapes: Smokes trout and salmon blinis with horseradish creme fraiche
Starter: Warm pigeon and beetroot salad
Main: Possibly Pork tenderloin with caulliflower puree, root vegetables and a red wine reduction
Desert: white chocolate panacotta with rasberry coulis.
C'mon just borrow a friends house in another city,nice menu and all.
Always found pigeon tough.
Start off beating up finches and work your way up.
I think I'd do turducken as a main, something weird, large and intimidating.
I'd like to see someone serve an entire wild boar.
Quote: sootyj @ February 20 2011, 7:23 PM GMTStart off beating up finches and work your way up.
What would they serve it?
I thought they only ate acorns.