Zombie racists

A CROWD OF TERRIFIED PEOPLE RUN FROM ZOMBIES, INCLUDING KEVIN WHO IS BLACK

SUDDENLY THEY RUN INTO ANOTHER ZOMBIE HORDE

NOW THEY ARE SURROUNDED AND SCREAM IN TERROR

THE ZOMBIES DESCEND AND BEGIN TO TEAR THEM APART AND EAT THE SCREAMING VICTIMS

EXCEPT FOR KEVIN

SEVERAL ZOMBIES APPROACH HIM SNIFF HIM THEN RETURN TO FIGHTING OVER THE SHREDDED REMAINS OF THE CAUCASIAN VICTIMS

KEVIN BEGINS TO CRY QUIETLY AND NOBLY

THEN A BLACK ZOMBIE APPEARS, IT SHUFFLES TOWARDS KEVIN HE BRACES HIMSELF

IT SNIFFS HIM, IGNORES HIM APPROACHES THE OTHER ZOMBIES THAT PUSH IT AWAY.

BLACK ZOMBIE PICKS UP A DEAD CAT AND SADLY CHEWS ON IT

KEVIN STARES AT BLACK ZOMBIE

KEVIN
Serves ya right ya coconut!

I don't geddit.

What's with the zombie thing lately soots?

Nice idea that zombies discriminate, not necessarily sure it works to its full effect like this though and I would lose the last line.

Yeah nice idea, but the end didn't really work for me.

just lose that last line?

I liked it. It doesn't need that last line.

Quote: sootyj @ February 18 2011, 11:09 PM GMT

A CROWD OF TERRIFIED PEOPLE RUN FROM ZOMBIES, INCLUDING KEVIN WHO IS BLACK

SUDDENLY THEY RUN INTO ANOTHER ZOMBIE HORDE

NOW THEY ARE SURROUNDED AND SCREAM IN TERROR

THE ZOMBIES DESCEND AND BEGIN TO TEAR THEM APART AND EAT THE SCREAMING VICTIMS

EXCEPT FOR KEVIN

SEVERAL ZOMBIES APPROACH HIM SNIFF HIM THEN RETURN TO FIGHTING OVER THE SHREDDED REMAINS OF THE CAUCASIAN VICTIMS

KEVIN BEGINS TO CRY QUIETLY AND NOBLY

THEN A BLACK ZOMBIE APPEARS, IT SHUFFLES TOWARDS KEVIN HE BRACES HIMSELF

IT SNIFFS HIM, IGNORES HIM APPROACHES THE OTHER ZOMBIES THAT PUSH IT AWAY.

BLACK ZOMBIE PICKS UP A DEAD CAT AND SADLY CHEWS ON IT

KEVIN STARES AT BLACK ZOMBIE

[quote name="Leevil" post="730142" date="February 19 2011, 1:16 AM GMT"]I don't geddit.

What's with the zombie thing lately soots?

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I like the way zombie sketches are sort of like silent ones, but with a huge preunderstood back story.

If I could write another 10 or so I'd have enough materail for a sketch show pilot about Zombies.

Personally, I'd leave it here:

IT SNIFFS HIM, IGNORES HIM

then that is where it shall end

Don't trust me though- I'm an idiot!

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