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Quote: Ben @ February 18 2011, 12:40 PM GMT

Has an ulcer on the inside of my lip. It pains!

*kisses better*

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 17 2011, 8:40 PM GMT

Aww... I wish I'd had a sister to accidentally walk in on and catch naked when I was younger... :(

This resonated with me to a really worrying degree.

EW.

There is such a thing as sharing TOO much.

Quote: zooo @ February 18 2011, 1:12 PM GMT

EW.

There is such a thing as sharing TOO much.

Is that a facebook setting?

Just made a yummy risotto!

Yummy!

Really sorry to hear your news BF. Bad times for you all.

Thanks Nat and Robyn.

OR.

Quote: zooo @ February 18 2011, 12:19 PM GMT

Ooh. I wonder who or what the evil black dog represented?

*ahem*Chip*ahem*

I just read this - HOI!!

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 18 2011, 2:43 PM GMT

Thanks Nat and Robyn.

OR.

Bad news Oldrocker. May nan had to have round the clock treatment at the end of her life and it was a strsssful time for all concerned. Although the home was pretty good. Hope it all goes all right.

Robyn is sat in the living room. From the front window, you can see this. Old lady whose cat is in our house all the time just walked up and took her cat from our doorstep. It is her cat, but I'm sat right here! I had to just carry on reading like I wasn't watching her.

Ha! Cheeky lady.

Just be thankful you weren't naked this time. ;)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 18 2011, 3:07 PM GMT

Robyn is sat in the living room. From the front window, you can see this. Old lady whose cat is in our house all the time just walked up and took her cat from our doorstep. It is her cat, but I'm sat right here! I had to just carry on reading like I wasn't watching her.

I'll level with you, I wouldn't want my cat around a house with so much nude louchery going on.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 18 2011, 3:07 PM GMT

Robyn is sat in the living room. From the front window, you can see this. Old lady whose cat is in our house all the time just walked up and took her cat from our doorstep. It is her cat, but I'm sat right here! I had to just carry on reading like I wasn't watching her.

Do I

a) Shout at the old lady (Turn to page 6)
b) Ignore the old lady (Turn to page 8)
c) Do a dance (Turn to page 10)
d) Wear a hat (Turn to page 19)

Laughing out loud You all smell.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 18 2011, 3:14 PM GMT

Laughing out loud You all smell.

Whats your point?

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