Maybe it's time to go back to the short stories. 
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I was going to say that, but then I felt mean. Shame on you, Laura.
Quote: Griff @ February 17 2011, 8:56 PM GMTGriff just watched an episode of Modern Family where the main plot was identical to the thing I just sent into Laughing Stock, right down to the exact device used. Their jokes were better though
I had exactly the same experience, with my master piece I've been working on for 5 years.
But swop Modern Family for Monkey World
and exact device for "big monkey has a wank and falls off tree when smaller monkey pisses on it."
Took me 5 years that.
Huzzah I've finally got back from work. Hows everyone?
Gavin why do you go home?
A 15 minute shut eye in the bogs and you'd be saving all your rent
How much is Welsh rent?
Back home in Newcastle 
Bloody long journey.
Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2011, 9:15 PM GMTGavin why do you go home?
A 15 minute shut eye in the bogs and you'd be saving all your rent
How much is Welsh rent?
I work in 2 different places so I'd have no where to keep my stuff.
A big bin bag you stow behind a skip?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 17 2011, 9:16 PM GMTBack home in Newcastle
Well if you will live abroad...
Whilst driving home this evening, Tim saw a tall, well-built man in a mac standing motionless on a quiet street corner, with a face like thunder as he stared fixatedly at a semi-detached house.
Tim has mentally logged every detail in case he becomes the "key witness" in a future murder case.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 17 2011, 10:25 PM GMTWell if you will live abroad... Whilst driving home this evening, Tim saw a tall, well-built man in a mac standing motionless on a quiet street corner, with a face like thunder as he stared fixatedly at a semi-detached house. Tim has mentally logged every detail in case he becomes the "key witness" in a future murder case.
He could be reading this, Tim. *prepares mealy-mouthed tribute for Tim Walker R.I.P. thread*
Bad news from me again.
Step Dad passed away three nights ago.
He was given "months" and lasted just 6 days. Unbeliveable.
Sorry to hear that Fella
HoW you bearing up?
Ellie has just got back from the UK Biggest Loser final. Not allowed to say who won... but I loved seeing everyone coming back all slim!