Quote: Chappers @ December 31 2010, 2:15 AM GMTYou're lying!
Was that before or after Fast Show?
After I should think!
It's either a weird coincidence, or Matthew Perry watched some British TV.
The funniest ever joke ever on TV ever? Page 4
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 27 2010, 3:25 PM GMTI remember the line bomsh
(he says it to the er - grid, is that the one you mean)
Sorry, been away.
Yes, that's the one I mean.
Top marks for avoiding the spoiler.
One that always does it for me is, "Get your bloody nose out of that breadbin!"
The delivery of that line is just superb. 
Quote: Marooned @ February 17 2011, 4:34 PM GMTOne that always does it for me is, "Get your bloody nose out of that breadbin!"
The delivery of that line is just superb.
Fingermouse?
Quote: David Bussell @ February 17 2011, 4:38 PM GMTFingermouse?
No, I think it was just the breadbin.
George Dubya vs shoe!
It might be that one I had on Shoot The Writers. About the appocalypse.
Quote: David Bussell @ February 17 2011, 4:38 PM GMTFingermouse?
Bum a hmaster?
he must have a foot like a traction enguine.
The first that springs to mind is from Tramadol nights, the 2050 house with the VR suits, the first time I saw that I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. I watched it again on 4OD and it didn't seem nearly as funny as I remembered though.
Reading this thread reminded me of Red Dwarf and the bit where Rimmer goes mad and dresses up in that pink outfit and had that hand puppet...
"Dr. No- Vocal Chords".
Alan Partridge;
'We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so we'll only refer to him by his Christian name. This is Domingo from Little Oakley'
...Hello?'
Funniest ever? Not sure.
However, not a TV show but one that gets me every time is Leslie Nielson's, "Nice beaver" line in Naked Gun.
Probably not the best ever but it cracked me up at the time.
Phoenix Nights - Quiz Night - Name that tune.
Rae Von plays a snippet from 'Takes My Breath Away'
Everybody in the room sings the answer.
Outside: Doormen Max and Paddy.
Max hums the tune. Pauses, straining to think...
Max :- "Walking On The Moon!"
Paddy:- "Geddit down!"
Skoob.
Apologies if this one has been mentioned already but one of my favourites has to be Alan Partridge:
AP:
Oh look there's Dan. Dan! Dan! DAN! DAN! etc. etc.
Just so so so so SO SO funny.