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ELLLLIIIEEEEEEEE, tell me your secrets! I like peoples' secrets. I am good at keeping them, and I am super super nosy.

I had a great night's sleep last night and defeated a gym leader on the new Pokemon game. I'm so awesome.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 17 2011, 10:05 AM GMT

I don't do the drugs. But everybody thinks I do. They think I'm a pot-head biker. Which I'm not.

In other words you're a clapped-out small-bawed wreck of a man who hasn't even had the fun of shagging himself up with The Weed?

Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2011, 10:29 AM GMT

In other words you're a clapped-out small-bawed wreck of a man who hasn't even had the fun of shagging himself up with The Weed?

Basically. A cruel but honest assessment of my existence.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 17 2011, 10:05 AM GMT

I don't do the drugs. But everybody thinks I do.

People think that about me too. Just cause I'm hyper and exciteable. It's a shock when they find out I've never touched it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 17 2011, 10:21 AM GMT

ELLLLIIIEEEEEEEE, tell me your secrets! I like peoples' secrets. I am good at keeping them, and I am super super nosy.

Nope! I have told Chip, and that's it.

*grumpy face*

You're in my bad books now, missy. BROS BEFORE HOS! (Chip is the ho, obvs).

What have Matt and Luke got to do with anything?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2011, 10:52 AM GMT

People think that about me too. Just cause I'm hyper and exciteable. It's a shock when they find out I've never touched it.

I've had about five joints in my life and they did nothing for me. Bring me the wine instead.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 17 2011, 10:05 AM GMT

I don't do the drugs. But everybody thinks I do. They think I'm a pot-head biker. Which I'm not.

Perhaps if you wore a helmet instead of a saucepan upon your head?

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2011, 11:16 AM GMT

Perhaps if you wore a helmet instead of a saucepan upon your head?

I've got a saucepan on my head due to having been born in 'Carry on Doctor'. And various '70's sitcoms.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 17 2011, 11:18 AM GMT

I've got a saucepan on my head due to having been born in 'Carry on Doctor'. And various '70's sitcoms.

:D

Yes the 1970s NHS "Infant craniums into cooking devices for the new milennia" was another ill thought example of centralist health planning.

Along with "Busty nurses the way forward" and "Very cold stethoscopes a new medical paradigm."

Klytus I'm bored!!

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2011, 11:28 AM GMT

Yes the 1970s NHS "Infant craniums into cooking devices for the new milennia" was another ill thought example of centralist health planning.

They were trying to boil my brain. I think they succeeded.

It was the white heat of British comedy cookware.

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2011, 11:11 AM GMT

What have Matt and Luke got to do with anything?

Laughing out loud

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