Bleak. Just bleak.
Bleak. Just bleak.
Status report Page 3,453
Quote: EllieJP @ February 16 2011, 11:23 AM GMTEllie is doing her really naughty thing for the last time today... and doing it VERY well.
*imagines the worst*
Oh, yeah 
Just browsing for a new oven. Not much diversity in the oven world is there?
Is this the most boring late-night post ever?
Quote: Leevil @ February 17 2011, 3:02 AM GMTJust browsing for a new oven. Not much diversity in the oven world is there?
Yeah, every model is pretty much the new, hot thing.
Are you going to buy one of those beardheads?
It's easier and cheaper to just stop shaving. I'm halfway there already.
Chip's on a train surrounded by pensioners!
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2011, 8:50 AM GMTChip's on a train surrounded by pensioners!
They're horrible, invading Chip's personal space and wittering about the accuracy of weather forecasts. It's like being suffocated by grey.
Are you on the pensioner train Chip? That will happen.
Ellie enjoyed her last time doing the naughty thing. And is now reborn an angel!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2011, 9:07 AM GMTAre you on the pensioner train Chip? That will happen. Ellie enjoyed her last time doing the naughty thing. And is now reborn an angel!
What was the naughty thing, El? Tell me and help take my mind off the Chappers Clones closing in.
Are you talkin' coke? 
No, I have never done coke... never will.
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2011, 9:13 AM GMTWhat was the naughty thing, El? Tell me and help take my mind off the Chappers Clones closing in.
If I PM you, will you promise never to tell anyone?
Oh good. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2011, 9:17 AM GMTIf I PM you, will you promise never to tell anyone?
Boooooo!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2011, 9:17 AM GMTNo, I have never done coke... never will. If I PM you, will you promise never to tell anyone?
I promise to try not to tell anyone. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 17 2011, 9:14 AM GMTAre you talkin' coke?
You know it.
I don't do the drugs. But everybody thinks I do. They think I'm a pot-head biker. Which I'm not.