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The things I would do...
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Quote: zooo @ February 15 2011, 6:03 PM GMTCourse I bloomin' do!
Good. Thought I was going to have to talk at you.
Well, I would make Aaron King. (PMs can do that, right?)
And I would close down all the boring shops like betting shops and hairdressers, and fill them aaaaall with book shops.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 15 2011, 6:07 PM GMTGood. Thought I was going to have to talk at you.
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2011, 6:08 PM GMTWell, I would make Aaron King. (PMs can do that, right?)
And I would close down all the boring shops like betting shops and hairdressers, and fill them aaaaall with book shops.
Your logic is floored. We need hairdressers to keep barely above average looking women and metrosexuals with brains of cabbage off the streets.(generalising obviously)
Well they can, um...
I will open extra supermarkets.
Quote: Gavin @ February 15 2011, 6:14 PM GMTYour logic is floored.
I think you mean flawed.
Quote: Gavin @ February 15 2011, 6:14 PM GMTYour logic is floored.
Like your spelling?
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2011, 6:16 PM GMTWell they can, um...
I will open extra supermarkets.
You've thought of everything. >_<
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2011, 6:16 PM GMTI will open extra supermarkets.
NO! Extra actual markets with fresh produce instead of giant pram-face chav factories like Asda and Tesco please.
How about communal gardens? They don't have to be the source of all food but would be a good start. Well, that is until the local chavs destroy it. But would be good for about 2 days.
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 15 2011, 6:16 PM GMT
Shut up I'm tired dammit, your lucky I'm not spitting viscous battle raps.
Okay then, proper markets. And communal gardens.
And you needn't worry about chavs. With me in charge we will have no chavs...
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2011, 6:22 PM GMTOkay then, proper markets. And communal gardens.
And you needn't worry about chavs. With me in charge we will have no chavs...
Hooray!
Can we all be middle class?