Quote: Griff @ February 14 2011, 12:47 PM GMTEllie your life is officially a sitcom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine%27s_Day_%2830_Rock%29
That's exumptly what I though.
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Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 10:52 AM GMTFirst single Valentine's day in 4 years. I have randomly got a date tonight... and not with Ben and Jerry.
I genuinely thought you and Chip were an item. Or have I been duped?
Anyway, here's a Valentine hug from me. Not much but better than nowt! 
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 14 2011, 1:29 PM GMTI genuinely thought you and Chip were an item. Or have I been duped?
The jezebel's cheating on me again! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 1:49 PM GMTThe jezebel's cheating on me again!
They're all tramps and flibbertygibbets.
Quote: Griff @ February 14 2011, 12:47 PM GMTEllie your life is officially a sitcom:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine%27s_Day_%2830_Rock%29
I met him out and I seem to remember he kissed really badly - so I'm hoping that was just because he was drunk.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 14 2011, 1:29 PM GMTI genuinely thought you and Chip were an item. Or have I been duped?
We are... he just lets me go out and play on Valentine's Day whilst he strokes his pussy's.
And did you really?
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 1:49 PM GMTThe jezebel's cheating on me again!
I don't do a good job of it... but you're getting my pressie from Pound Land, what do you expect.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 1:53 PM GMTAnd did you really?
Yes!! I basically believe everything anyone tells me. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to buy a carrot for the Easter Bunny...
Yes, but whoooooo told you we were together?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 1:59 PM GMTYes, but whoooooo told you we were together?
I can't remember. I think I just maybe got that impression. I'm very impressionable. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 1:59 PM GMTYes, but whoooooo told you we were together?
It was our crackling online chemistry.
I do make out like we're together... I think he thinks we're together. 
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 2:05 PM GMTIt was our crackling online chemistry.
I like a good pork with a nice bit of crackling. And apple sauce. Okay that last bit doesn't work.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14 2011, 2:05 PM GMTI do make out like we're together... I think he thinks we're together.
Well now I know. Bad luck Chip, there was me thinking you were up to your apricots in Ellie-Belly.
Quote: Griff @ February 14 2011, 2:08 PM GMTWell the "sauce" bit works.
You're right!
Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2011, 2:05 PM GMTIt was our crackling online chemistry.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 14 2011, 2:08 PM GMTWell now I know. Bad luck Chip, there was me thinking you were up to your apricots in Ellie-Belly.
Quote: Griff @ February 14 2011, 2:10 PM GMT"Man sauce" would have worked even better.
Hmmm. I still think it needs an appley-flavour. Maybe work a Cox's Pippin in there somewhere?