Story of my life
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I love my neighborhood and I love being a grownup. It makes all those awkward childhood years seem like they were worth it.
BONUS: My neighbor's wife's hot, ex-Hooters girl friend is now single and looking for "a nice, smart nerd." 
Last time I went to Vegas on a stag night my mates stayed in the Hooters Hotel.
I was in the MGM Grand with the Groom
And never even ventured into the Hooters hotel (In case my missus is reading)
Unfortunately this goes on all the time, side st, no camera, buggered.
Just have to calm down with a bottle or 2?.
Quote: Gavin @ February 13 2011, 1:19 AM GMTAh f**k a duck. Well f**k all can do about it now mate so try not to let it piss you off to much
even though it does suck!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 13 2011, 1:22 AM GMTEasier said than done
But I was going to say the same thing.
Cheers peeps, but still annoyed.
Was just told she's mental by her mum. Lovely.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 13 2011, 10:58 AM GMTWas just told she's mental by her mum. Lovely.
Mental in a good way I bet!
Was woken up at 10am by a very loud tannoy style announcement of a super geordie man telling us our water was about to be switched off. Un a Sunday, I don't usually get up until after 12pm. I WOULD HAVE SLEPT THROUGH THE MAINTAINANCE, YOU BOOBS.
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2011, 1:13 AM GMTI was park on a side street.
Oh Nil Is it still worth contacting the police, just on the off chace they caught something from a weird angle?
Quote: Gavin @ February 13 2011, 11:03 AM GMTMental in a good way I bet!
Cos of my cloooothes.
Also, we made a balloon for a 70th wedding anniversary yesterday. To "Boobies and Steve". 
for Neil.
hehehe, boobies.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 13 2011, 11:04 AM GMTWas woken up at 10am by a very loud tannoy style announcement of a super geordie man telling us our water was about to be switched off. Un a Sunday, I don't usually get up until after 12pm. I WOULD HAVE SLEPT THROUGH THE MAINTAINANCE, YOU BOOBS.
*resists urge to do his Georgie accent*
What's a georgie accent? Do away, I won't hear you.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 13 2011, 11:08 AM GMTWhat's a georgie accent? Do away, I won't hear you.
It's like Geordie but spelt wrong.
I did it. It was ace. Deal.
I'm sad I didn't hear it. Record it for me please, and I will tell you how good/shit it is.
I've noticed that when people 'do' a Geordie accent, they tend to go for the voiceover guy from Big Brother. He's had an incredible influence on us all.