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Quote: Will Cam @ February 12 2011, 9:48 PM GMT

Evening all. anything happening?

A long-life light-bulb died in my lounge.

Exciting day ennit?

Quote: billwill @ February 13 2011, 12:37 AM GMT

A long-life light-bulb died in my lounge.

Exciting day ennit?

Is there some sort of clause with that?

F**ked off. Just left a nice night at my grandparents 60th wedding anniversary party only to discover someone had driven into the side of my car and f**ked off. Angry Now I'll have to take it back to the garage again AND pay my excess of £250 for the pleasure. FUCKING. CUNTS. Angry

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2011, 12:50 AM GMT

F**ked off. Just left a nice night at my grandparents 60th wedding anniversary party only to discover someone had driven into the side of my car and f**ked off. Angry Now I'll have to take it back to the garage again AND pay my excess of £250 for the pleasure. FUCKING. CUNTS. Angry

F**king hell!! Really sorry to hear that mate :( People are complete f**ktards

Hacked right off.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2011, 1:03 AM GMT

Hacked right off.

How bad? panels dented? Some drunken cockend just reverse into it then drive away?

Probably. Angry Door and front side panel probably. Can't believe they just f**ked off. What utter twats.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2011, 1:09 AM GMT

Probably. Angry Door and front side panel probably. Can't believe they just f**ked off. What utter twats.

Shit. They did a proper job then. Does the place you went have CCTV in the carpark
?

Shame Nil.
Probably some drunken tossers.

Probably. Angry

Quote: Gavin @ February 13 2011, 1:11 AM GMT

Shit. They did a proper job then. Does the place you went have CCTV in the carpark
?

I was park on a side street.

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2011, 1:13 AM GMT

Probably. Angry

I was park on a side street.

Ah f**k a duck. Well f**k all can do about it now mate so try not to let it piss you off to much :( even though it does suck!

Quote: Gavin @ February 13 2011, 1:19 AM GMT

Ah f**k a duck. Well f**k all can do about it now mate so try not to let it piss you off to much :( even though it does suck!

Easier said than done
But I was going to say the same thing.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 13 2011, 1:22 AM GMT

Easier said than done
But I was going to say the same thing.

Indeed. I'd probably be pissed off for daysssssssss. But it's the advice everyone always gives me :)

:D

A short walk to the mailbox turned into a DIY session in my neighbor's garage which turned into a beer session at another neighbor's garage which turned into another beer session on another neighbor's front porch which turned into a beer and dinner session at the pub which will soon turn into a beer and fight-watching session in my living room.

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