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We all do that with our weans Jeremy.

It's Zimbabpoo to me from now on.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2011, 12:19 AM GMT

It's Zimbabpoo to me from now on.

I think it certainly warrants a UN resolution to force that through. Let's face it they like a good name change down there as this Wikipedia page shows...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia

Quote: Ben @ January 30 2011, 7:12 PM GMT

Hey, Tim, your tracks are alright!

Have you ever serenaded a lady?

Laughing out loud

Yes I have. She later was admitted to hospital after self-harming. (I should try and write some happy songs one day.) Cheers, Ben. ;)

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2011, 10:22 PM GMT

Tuumble is admitted to a secure home for the mentally confused after breaking down after failing to involve his kids in an incomprehensible word game for 3000 straight hours. Having not realised his wife left him for "bang and your knickers are gone barry scott" a year earlier. And he had been shouting naked at the next door neighbours garden gnomes
In happier news Danny clever chops head of the BBC offers him a role on a gritty working class quiz.

Laughing out loud

You lot will like this.

I'm after a motivational / inspirational / uplifting word

to go with commute.

The ********* commute.

Over to you - many thanks.

Quote: bigfella @ February 9 2011, 9:35 PM GMT

You lot will like this.

I'm after a motivational / inspirational / uplifting word

to go with commute.

The ********* commute.

Over to you - many thanks.

Heavenly
Dream
Joyful
Velvet
Inspired
Instant

Mind you, I have to ask whether a commute has ever been uplifting.

Express sounds better. All aboard The Yes Express!

http://www.likecool.com/Beauty_is_in_the_eye_of_the_BlurToolholder--Pic--Gear.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Likecool+%28Likecool%2C+coolest+gadget+magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Stupid photoshopping.
(Katy Perry before and after on front cover of Rolling Stone.)

What was the point of making her legs thinner? She's already thin!
They just seem to do it for the sake of it.

So dumb.

http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=132

JOY :D

Quote: zooo @ February 12 2011, 3:24 PM GMT

http://www.likecool.com/Beauty_is_in_the_eye_of_the_BlurToolholder--Pic--Gear.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Likecool+%28Likecool%2C+coolest+gadget+magazine%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Stupid photoshopping.
(Katy Perry before and after on front cover of Rolling Stone.)

What was the point of making her legs thinner? She's already thin!
They just seem to do it for the sake of it.

So dumb.

Her hand moving is creepy.

I think it's okay to brush a photo up a bit, but weird how her boobs change shape in that.

There we were thinking Rolling Stone was about music! Not giving women bigger tits and thinner legs.
:/

Rolling Stone are about selling magazines.

To be fair I've seen far far worse photoshops.

Yes that's what people say, but does anyone really decide to buy or not buy Rolling Stone because Katy Perry's boobs are a millimetre higher, or her right thigh a millemetre narrower?
It's ridiculous. It wouldn't have made any difference on this occasion.
They just did it purely for the sake of it, not because it needed doing in any way, from anyone's perspective - even people who are in favour of photoshopping.

I Don't disagree with you. If Katy Perry's legs are too fat, then whay luck do I have? Laughing out loud

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 12 2011, 5:44 PM GMT

To be fair I've seen far far worse photoshops.

That's kind of what I mean. They haven't made a fat person thin, or hidden cellulite or something. They've just messed with it for the sake of it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 12 2011, 5:48 PM GMT

I Don't disagree with you. If Katy Perry's legs are too fat, then whay luck do I have? Laughing out loud

They could make three Katy Perrys out of me!

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