I am sporting a lovely, thick, dark beard. Beards are cool.
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Sometimes I look like this but most of the time I have about a week's worth of stubble.
Generally hairless is better, unless your face is shit. If it is, beard away.
Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2011, 10:36 PM GMTGenerally hairless is better,
If you say so, Nancy.
Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2011, 8:50 PM GMTBut Fred West didn;t and both Hitler and Stalin had moustaches.
NEVER trust a man (or woman) with a moustache, but beards are very arty.
Quote: DaButt @ February 11 2011, 10:25 PM GMTSometimes I look like this but most of the time I have about a week's worth of stubble.
Forget the beard, it's the eyes that freak! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2011, 10:00 PM GMTI sometimes think about growing a nice pair of mutton chops sideburns. See if I could make them work.
That's what I have but only because I'm not man enough to grow the bit in the middle.
You're not supposed to get beard growth on your nose.
Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2011, 10:00 PM GMTI sometimes think about growing a nice pair of mutton chops sideburns. See if I could make them work.
Or "buggers' grips" as they're also known. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 11 2011, 11:30 PM GMTOr "buggers' grips" as they're also known.
Would Jimmy Edwards have gone along with that definition ?
Is he that snooker player?
Quote: zooo @ February 11 2011, 11:45 PM GMTIs he that snooker player?
It doesn't take long for my face to get all beardy but I've never gone long enough to get one like Da Butts.
I can grow a mean pair of sideburns though.
Oh & I have dabbled with the occasional Goatee
Oy SootyJ No!
I was just thinking in the pub tonight looking at one bloke . . neatly trimmed, perfect, goatees = tosser.
Not you Steve obviously! 
That's the thing
I get a goatee & think... hmmm looks interesting.
Intelligent maybe, certainly devillish
But I can't escape the nagging suspicion that neatly trimming a section of beard is a little bit Tossy however nice it may look.