Quote: EllieJP @ February 11 2011, 1:43 PM GMTEllie only learnt the other day what FML means.
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Quote: EllieJP @ February 11 2011, 1:43 PM GMTEllie only learnt the other day what FML means.
Falmouth Memorial Library. 
Free Melson Landela.
Quote: zooo @ February 11 2011, 2:05 PM GMTFree Melson Landela.
Awwwww...
*pats zooo on head* 
HAL
IBM
ELK
FML
QED
DISASTER. Almost. My dad locked us out when half of his key broke in the lock.
Oops.
Did you shimmy in through a window?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 11 2011, 4:26 PM GMTDISASTER. Almost. My dad locked us out when half of his key broke in the lock.
Were you in your fancy dress stuff? Now that would have been funny. For us, when you told us.
No, but I couldn't get to my fancy dress or ticket so wouldn't have been able to get there on time. We got some tweezers from a neighbour and got out the bit, then Andy came home with his keys.
We left the keys in the house a whole ago. Had to break in, which was fun. But then had to get it repaired, which wasn't quite as thrilling.
Quote: Leevil @ February 11 2011, 4:45 PM GMTWe left the keys in the house a whole ago. Had to break in, which was fun. But then had to get it repaired, which wasn't quite as thrilling.
My flat mate locked himself out recently. Had to Kung-Fu the door in, by his account. He learnt his lesson when the bill came in. Oh yes.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 11 2011, 4:47 PM GMTMy flat mate locked himself out recently. Had to Kung-Fu the door in, by his account. He learnt his lesson when the bill came in. Oh yes.
Still, it makes for a great anecdote... 
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 11 2011, 4:50 PM GMTStill, it makes for a great anecdote...
You're cruisin' for a slap, Walker.
*ps. could you rewrite my anecdote for me? Sex it up a bit? Maybe introduce some animals into it. Or suink.