British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 657

Pregnant women. Specifically those who want an epidural put in, because they're all hurty... (apparently being in labour is a bit painful, hmmm...)... Whingey, whiny people, interrupting me in my on-call room whilst I'm trying to work on my new sitcom. Bah! Angry

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ February 11 2011, 12:18 PM GMT

Do they call you that at work?

Yes. Apart from the "no nonsense" bit. And the "Chip" bit.

So you are basically a nothing?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 11 2011, 1:16 PM GMT

So you are basically a nothing?

Teary You're a wounder, Ellie. A wounder.

Was just in the bank and some snot nosed little monster ran away from it's mother, and decided it wanted to have the forms that were on the table I was on. So just screamed at the top of it's lungs. Then I was given the shit look when I turned away and carried on playing angry birds.

People should control their horrible children. Those who do not should be given asbos.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 11 2011, 1:21 PM GMT

People should control their horrible children. Those who do not should be given asbestos.

:)

Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2011, 1:20 PM GMT

Teary You're a wounder, Ellie. A wounder.

Sorry sweetie! :)

I hate clicking the mouse, it gives my finger RSI. Why did they invent such a nasty device, when keyboard keys work fine?

Quote: Nogget @ February 11 2011, 2:03 PM GMT

I hate clicking the mouse, it gives my finger RSI. Why did they invent such a nasty device, when keyboard keys work fine?

:D

Extending this logic to its natural conclusion... I'd like to complain about this bloody new-fangled "wheel" they came up with... Angry

You might jest, but it's been shown that had the wheel never been invented, the majority of road deaths would be averted.

Quote: Nogget @ February 11 2011, 2:03 PM GMT

I hate clicking the mouse, it gives my finger RSI. Why did they invent such a nasty device, when keyboard keys work fine?

I've developed this problem too recently. Waiting for H&S to come see me so I can get a trackerball mouse.

Quote: Nogget @ February 11 2011, 2:10 PM GMT

You might jest, but it's been shown that had the wheel never been invented, the majority of road deaths would be averted.

Yes but walking related deaths would increase. It would be statistically dangerous to walk!

So, "statistically" is a word!

It doesn't necessarily piss me off but it annoys me that most movie trailers nowadays don't mention what the film is about. They mostly consist of dramatic flashing images with no context as to what's going on.

I remember when they'd have trailers at the start of rented video tapes and you would have quite a few in a row. I got linked to a lot of great/fun movies through them, whilst avoiding the bad ones.

Trailers these days fill me with no enthusiasm to get excited about a movie. I really have lost touch with movie magic these days, having to go back to old classics to feel that spark again.

I just hate everything.

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