I may have posted this a while back, but I can't be bothered to check.
SCENE. INT. DINING ROOM. DAY.
There are a selection of wines and glasses filled with a yellowy type of liquid.
DAN:
Ok and this is the 1993, a poor year some might say, but this is a particularly good vintage.
(The other three make various noises)
DAN:
(filling everyones glasses) Ok and finally the 2004 vintage.
Again the others make various noises of agreement
DAN:
Err now; I have something new to try this week.
DAN places a bottle of wine on the table.
Everyone Gasps
WOMEN:
That’s sick Dan, that’s sick!
DAN:
But, I’m sick of drinking piss every week!
TOM:
I feel the same Dan, I know where you're going with this!
DAN:
Thank you.
The MAN puts another unmarked bottle on the table.
TOM:
Bear urine!
Everyone stares at the bottle with glee.
DAN:
For the love of…
TOM:
Twice as strong!
DAN stands up.
DAN:
That’s it; I’m joining a book club!
DAN leaves.
TOM:
Nob cheese anyone?
END
