Haven't seen a thread yet. Here are my strangled-at-births for episode 1. Feel free to spit on their cold lifeless corpses - or maybe laugh at them, you sicko. Not sure I can be bothered to do this five more times...
Corrections
(1)Newsjack would like to apologise for our feature on former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's husband in which we said that he sat around the house watching porn and nothing but. We have since learned that some of the films in question did feature bum-work.
(2)Newsjack would like to apologise for our suggestion that Nick Clegg had failed to deliver on early promise. It was in fact all his promises.
NewsFox short stings
(3)"NewsFox - For Uncle Sam, not Aunty-American."
(4)"NewsFox - Shoot your mouth first, ask questions later"
(5)"NewsFox - Respect the Forefathers, you mothers!"
(6)"NewsFox - They don't call it RIGHT wing for nothing!"
(7)"NewsFox - There's Right wing, and then there's wrong wing."
(8)"NewsFox - Turning prejudice into fact!"
(9)"Newsfox - For the United Greats of America!"
(10)NewsFox - For America, World Series Champions since 1903"
(11)NewsFox - Ameri-can, not Ameri-can't"
NewsFox headlines
(12) Tonight on NewsFox - after Christina Aguilera insults the National Anthem, we ask - is she Muslim, or just plain evil?!
Apps One-liners (voice mail etc)
(13) "Hello Newsjack. I was ringing about the scrapping of Anti-Social Behaviour Orders to replace them with Criminal Behaviour Orders. I think it was wrong that the ASBO was an unofficial badge of honour - so it is nice that offenders will now go to Buckingham Palace to collect their CBO and get the recognition they deserve."
(14) "I heard that former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was going to make a documentary about pornography users. Another politician spending more time with their family."
(15) [Whispered] "Hello Newsjack. We're having an overnight protest at New Cross Library. We just want to be heard. [Background angry "shhhh!!"]. Sorry...."