The wife just told me that the Mayor of Peterborough came into our kids' school today. The children were asking questions and one lad got very excited putting his hand up. What do you think he asked him? Of all the things he could want an answer on, what question did he actually put to this pillar of society?
He said...
"What colour is your bathroom door?"
Mine's white.
Quote: zooo @ February 8 2011, 5:31 PM GMTMine's white.
Again on the child front here is a message I just received from our 9 year old...
Hollie: hi dad are you there
Hollie: can you get some butter and washing up lickwid
Jeremy: I love your spelling of liquid
Hollie: all I did is put lick and wid soooooooooo lickwid
love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxdadxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
or
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxholl/iexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
wait .i need a poo
She's a classy bird is our Hollie
Awwwwwwwwwwww.
Streaming cold and return of chest infection to add to my whiplash induced bad neck and back. 
I've had enough now, thanks.
Oh no
If work phone me one more goddamn time. I'm gonna go mental. Donkey Kong Mental
Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
Ellie has been naughty and eaten lots of M&Ms.
Leevil has just realised that Googles latest logo is interactive.
Oh yes!
Quote: don rushmore @ February 8 2011, 11:43 AM GMTSearching the house for my Goonies DVD.
Found the box, had a Jimmy Carr DVD inside. 
Quote: don rushmore @ February 8 2011, 8:48 PM GMTFound the box, had a Jimmy Carr DVD inside.
Ha! I recognise that quality filing system...actually I don't, our boxes are usually empty.
Flippin' kids!
If you follow the trail, you invariably find the one you want in the end.