That Chortle site doesn't seem too bad
But I'd feel a bit treacherous signing up.
And it doesn't seem half as fun as this site
( Did I get away with mentioning the C word? )
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Quote: zooo @ February 8 2011, 12:41 AM GMTI think it will be funnier if you post drunk.
nooooooo... and also tim eis quicker and less functional when drunk so mkes less sness.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 8 2011, 12:41 AM GMTSo sorry. That's very sad.
Thanks Ellie
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:42 AM GMTThat Chortle site doesn't seem too bad
But I'd feel a bit treacherous signing up.
And it doesn't seem half as fun as this site
( Did I get away with mentioning the C word? )
You can mention it!
But don't join them. You will make the BCG cry. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 8 2011, 12:43 AM GMTnooooooo... and also tim eis quicker and less functional when drunk so mkes less sness.
Hee.
Well, just make sure you don't forget all the good stuff and the gossip.
and @ Coreys Legs
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:20 AM GMTI'm looking forward to giving him a good send off next week.
Very sorry to hear your news Steve but this is a great sentiment.
I've just been laying in bed trying to think of that slightly humourous name of that place in Pennsylvania. I actually got up to Google it. I should be asleep! Damn you, Google! For making Google-ing a thing, that I have to do.
It was Intercourse, Pennsylvania. BTW.
Now off to sleep, or back to bed to think up more hilarious place names.
My condolences, Freve. I love you. In a way any man could love a fellow BCG member of course. Not in the way I did with Tim that night, many moons ago...
Now where's my globe...
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:45 AM GMT
Dems ain't moy legs, Sunshine! These are my legs.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ February 8 2011, 5:08 AM GMTDems ain't moy legs, Sunshine! These are my legs.
You have a huge black cock and painted toe nails.
Marry me!
Quote: sootyj @ February 8 2011, 7:43 AM GMTYou have a huge black cock and painted toe nails.
Marry me!
I have huge black toe nails and no cock!, Marry me?.
Quote: dellas @ February 8 2011, 8:00 AM GMT
You've got Ainsley Harriet in your basement, that'not the kind of black cock that I'm after!
Sorry to hear that, Steve. 
Robyn should really go to the doctor's today but also has an important seminar to go to. Sighhh.
Quote: zooo @ February 8 2011, 12:45 AM GMTHee.
Well, just make sure you don't forget all the good stuff and the gossip.
Damn, you quoted me. I don't even remember writing that.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ February 8 2011, 5:08 AM GMTDems ain't moy legs, Sunshine! These are my legs.
Sorry to hear that, Steve.