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Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 7 2011, 11:44 PM GMT

Had an awesome night :D

Woop! Well done Nats.

I video'd this one. I might let a couple of people see it.

o/

heheh. Okay. Once I've figured out how to upload. Should be easy enough!

Quote: Tuumble @ February 7 2011, 11:36 PM GMT

My online buddy who seemed to have vanished off the face of the Earth since 8 January has finally been contacted.

Hurrah!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 7 2011, 11:44 PM GMT

Had an awesome night :D

Hurrah!

My Dad passed away on Sunday.
Sorry. That's not really a fun one to put on the status thread is it?

On the bright side it was my Sisters Birthday so I got away with not getting her a present.

Just talking to a friend online who is a psychiatric nurse. If you think your job is bad just listen what he had deal with last night as a ward manager...

Had a shit shift last night. This guy ate his shit and we went in to clean it up, had to restrain him to do it, I started with his finger nails and his arse, then set to his mouth. It was all between his teeth and he tried to bite me as I cleaned. He at one point snatched the cloth from me and began stuffing that in his gob. It was tricky getting it from him without getting bitten.

Then the attack alarms went off from the ward next door. A guy was hossing tables and chairs at staff wanting to hurt them real bad. His excuse was that staff would not carry out his wish and kill him. It took 5 of us to get him restrained on the floor, we had to roll him onto his front to jab his bum. The nurse came with the injection but tripped over and nearly got me instead!! She should have put a cover/sheeth over the needle as she carried it but was a bit stressed so forgot!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:15 AM GMT

My Dad passed away on Sunday.
Sorry. That's not really a fun one to put on the status thread is it?

On the bright side it was my Sisters Birthday so I got away with not getting her a present.

Oh Steve, I'm so sorry :(

Sorry Steve I just saw your post - bad luck mate. I know how tough it can be to lose a parent. :(

:( Sorry, Steve.

Cheers
I'm looking forward to giving him a good send off next week.

Right!
Now anyone fancy adding a few more posts so that this goes back a page or two
Whistling nnocently

Jusy got back from the Chortle Comedy awards, Very drunk so shall report all tomorrow.

I think it will be funnier if you post drunk.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:20 AM GMT

Right!
Now anyone fancy adding a few more posts so that this goes back a page or two
Whistling nnocently

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(Sorry to hear that, Steve. All the best.)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 8 2011, 12:15 AM GMT

My Dad passed away on Sunday.
Sorry. That's not really a fun one to put on the status thread is it

So sorry. That's very sad.

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