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Quote: chipolata @ February 7 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

Chip's just been given a bag of satsumas by a lady. "I thought of you and got these," she said. Cool

Not plums, bananas or melons then...

I might understand why I'm given melons all the time now.

Will Cam has just had a late lunch and written a poem which he will dedicate to anyone who is feeling in a good mood.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/724855/

Awww liked that! :)

Quote: Will Cam @ February 7 2011, 2:28 PM GMT

Will Cam has just had a late lunch and written a poem which he will dedicate to anyone who is feeling in a good mood.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/724855/

I wroteded a poem I did for my current partner for Valentines Day. It's cheaper than a prezzy but twice as embarrassing :$

On the subject of Valentines Day I thought I'd repeat this, seen on Facebook...

I booked a table for me and the wife for Valentines Day. Hope she likes snooker. :D

Quote: roscoff @ February 7 2011, 2:43 PM GMT

I wroteded a poem I did for my current partner for Valentines Day. It's cheaper than a prezzy but twice as embarrassing :$

Awwwww.

Quote: zooo @ February 7 2011, 2:48 PM GMT

Awwwww.

It's cos I'm all soft like caramel Hug or I'm a tight git. Take your pick really.

Quote: roscoff @ February 7 2011, 2:43 PM GMT

I wroteded a poem I did for my current partner for Valentines Day. It's cheaper than a prezzy but twice as embarrassing :$

Care to share? :D

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're f**king sexy
Can I f**k you?

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This line rhymes
But this one doesn't

Soots, that's very touching...

Getting worried about a cyber-friend who hasn't been online for a month. This is very unlike him and considering his circumsatnces (which I won't go into) this bothers me a lot.

I don't want to be over dramatic but the last time this happened to someone I 'know' it transpired he'd had a heart attack. I found out on that occasion two years ago this month. :(

Cyber friend on BCG? Or elsewhere?

It always worries me about things like that.

I'm still alive but my liver isn't. Getting ready to board a flight from Orange County to Dallas.

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