Texts from Last Night Page 2
Oh shit!
Oh dear, that's poor name listing, that. Dad should be under ZZZZZZdad.
A nightmare bitch I was sort of seeing once wrote a naughty text to me using my name, but somehow sent it to her boyfriend. Then she phoned me to tell me he wasn't amused and was coming round to sort me out! Eh? I said, wtf did I have to do with it. He never turned up!
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ February 7 2011, 2:29 PM GMTA nightmare bitch I was sort of seeing once wrote a naughty text to me using my name, but somehow sent it to her boyfriend.
One of the posts from Buss's original link fits well here 
(Text) I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(Reply) I would really appreciate it if you would stop cock-blocking me.
hahaha