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Quote: Badge @ February 6 2011, 11:50 PM GMT

On business cards, I take the view that they are purely to exchange contact details.

If it's laminated or classy in any other way then I probably don't want your details in the first place. Too needy.

For you we can probably get cards that are handwritten on the backs of used fag packets.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 7 2011, 12:07 AM GMT

For the record, business card machines seem to not exist any more. I drained my Oyster card hitting up large train stations today, spent two hours wandering around the west end, and couldn't find a damn one.

Well you wasted a day then & travel money. I told you a practical quick solution but you ignored it.

What is this meeting you are going to Kevin? Never have I seen a man so desperate to get business cards.

The neighbourhood watch keep taking them out of phone booths

Chip was woken at 4 this morning by his cat vomiting. Now he's on the train to Birmingham, which is delayed due to problems at New Street.

Cat vomit is my favourite vomit.

Got my first gig in like two months tonight. I'm dead nervous. And a bit excited.

urgghh

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 7 2011, 9:23 AM GMT

Cat vomit is my favourite vomit.

PM me your address and I'll send it you. Least I can do. ;)

Hopping on a plane to San Francisco shortly.

21°C and no f**king rain.

Seeya later suckas!

With all your business cards?

Chip's just been given a bag of satsumas by a lady. "I thought of you and got these," she said. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ February 7 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

Chip's just been given a bag of satsumas by a lady. "I thought of you and got these," she said. Cool

Maybe she thinks you look like you have scurvy?

Surely they have business card machines in airports.

Anyway, business cards are old hat - I tend to use semaphore these days or occasionaly one of them new fangled morse code machines...

Quote: chipolata @ February 7 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

Chip's just been given a bag of satsumas by a lady. "I thought of you and got these," she said. Cool

That's weird and adorable.

Quote: chipolata @ February 7 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

Chip's just been given a bag of satsumas by a lady. "I thought of you and got these," she said. Cool

:D

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