Being the helpful soul that I am, I've knocked up THE OFFICIAL list of acceptable, questionable and unacceptable subjects for mirth. Feel free to use this guide before attempting to write material.
Fair Game
Gingers
Blondes
Catholics
Fat people
Politicians
Jordan
Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights
Susan Boyle
Approach with Caution
Irish
Germans
Muslims
Taboo
British Military Deaths
Handicapped Children
Old people whose granddaughters are pretty game
Mexicans (New Entry)
Katie Price
The lovely royal couple
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