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Hello!

If any of you bitches know where to find a machine that prints business cards, anywhere in London, that's open on a Sunday, please tell me where it is. Now.

Cheers,

Brian

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 6 2011, 12:13 AM GMT

Hello!

If any of you bitches know where to find a machine that prints business cards, anywhere in London, that's open on a Sunday, please tell me where it is. Now.

Cheers,

Brian

Print your own on your printer.

Buy a laminating machine in a Tescos Extra

Laminate

Snip with scissors.

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Its a snip.

Laminated business cards, Bill?!

Ben is considering putting on The World at War, but doesn't know if he should go to sleep instead. It's a tough life when you aren't tired.

Lamented business cards, Ben?

:( Angry, my bloke has just pissed on toilet seat!, he KNOWS that makes me cross so why?.. can't sleep now.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 5 2011, 3:07 PM GMT

We've finally replaced the lightbulbs in our hallway after about a year of darkness :D

:D Ohthat's happened to me!, he said there are ac/dc fittings so its difficult, I think that is probably 'bullshit'.

Just done the Big Hoover for the week. Oh yeah, there are no bits in Chip's house. Cool

I'm going to go jump in the shower. Any one fancy joining me? Chip?

Quote: Ben @ February 6 2011, 10:18 AM GMT

I'm going to go jump in the shower. Any one fancy joining me? Chip?

Wish I had time. Off to defrost the freezer now. It's been struggling recently.

It's possible there might be a rip in the door seal, Chip. Check that as well.

Quote: Ben @ February 6 2011, 10:18 AM GMT

I'm going to go jump in the shower.

Sounds dangerous. Careful you don't slip and hurt yourself.

Trying to look at theory test questions. :|

Quote: dellas @ February 6 2011, 4:57 AM GMT

:D Ohthat's happened to me!, he said there are ac/dc fittings so its difficult, I think that is probably 'bullshit'.

Definitely bullshit.

Quote: dellas @ February 6 2011, 4:57 AM GMT

:( Angry, my bloke has just pissed on toilet seat!, he KNOWS that makes me cross so why?.. can't sleep now.

Do you sleep with you head on the seat? I've done that. Errr I was very, very, drunk.

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 5 2011, 4:19 PM GMT

This is a new low for the BCG. :(

Someone reports on a new low for the BCG every few weeks; was there really a time when the bar was set high?

Quote: billwill @ February 6 2011, 1:00 AM GMT

Print your own on your printer.

Buy a laminating machine in a Tescos Extra

Laminate

Snip with scissors.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Its a snip.

Sounds expensive.

Printing is far cheaper.

And there is nothing that says "small fry" more than home made or vistaprint business cards -IMO

Why not buy a portable tatoo gun?

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