Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 5 2011, 12:12 AM GMThttp://pandamonium.kk5.org
Bear (hur hur) in mind this is just a temporary measure while I learn how to do proper graphics and use Dreamweaver.
Indeed looks tidy nice work
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 5 2011, 12:17 AM GMTEEP. Will fix the error as soon as I get back on the PC.
What's wrong with the panda?
Nothing at all mate. Sorry, was trying -and failing - to be funny. It does look ace, though.
Good *looks stern*
Fixed the typo now too- thanks for alerting me!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 5 2011, 12:30 AM GMTGood *looks stern*
Fixed the typo now too- thanks for alerting me!
No probs. I suppose you'll want me to give you some funny jokes next. 
Get lost. I write my own sub-parr jokes, and that's how I likes it!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 5 2011, 12:33 AM GMTGet lost. I write my own sub-parr jokes, and that's how I likes it!
Fair enough. Your loss. I know a great one about the fastest cake in the world.
I'm only catching up on locked threads but I'd like to update my status into "Jack Massey was right".
Not about the quality of 1970s comedy, you understand, just about somebody being a tit.
My OJ tastes like a melted ice lolly. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing?
Quote: chipolata @ February 4 2011, 9:34 PM GMTChip's sad that lummycorks has gone. He didn't mean any harm and you lot can be a bit much at times.
Glad he's gone. He was an absolute bellend. Look at what he wrote on my Summer Wine thread, when I corrected him he accused me of being sarcastic and crude. He was just a cock. An absolute cock. The forum's much better off without people like him. Never felt like this about another member before (not even Chapman).
Quote: zooo @ February 4 2011, 11:11 PM GMT
Everyone's being mean to zooo today.Why can't I read everyone's PMs.
Such power would fatally corrupt you.
Quote: DaButt @ February 4 2011, 11:20 PM GMTWe used bowling pins as shooting targets:
How far do the bullets go when you miss?
Quote: billwill @ February 5 2011, 2:16 AM GMTHow far do the bullets go when you miss?
Most were steel shotgun pellets and they lose the power to penetrate flesh after about 200 feet. The pistol rounds hit the ground after about 500 feet. The backdrop was a mountain and there were absolutely no people downrange. It's an approved shooting area and we were very conscientious.
P.S. I rarely miss. 
I hit the pin every time at a range of 60 feet.
Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2011, 2:20 AM GMTMost were steel shotgun pellets and they lose the power to penetrate flesh after about 200 feet. The pistol rounds hit the ground after about 500 feet. The backdrop was a mountain and there were absolutely no people downrange. It's an approved shooting area and we were very conscientious.
P.S. I rarely miss.
With a pistol?
That's pretty good!
I love ickle animals, so not keen to hear about every kill that Das Butt enjoys, can this be moderated?, no explicit blood scenes?.
Quote: Jack Massey @ February 5 2011, 1:53 AM GMTGlad he's gone. He was an absolute bellend. Look at what he wrote on my Summer Wine thread, when I corrected him he accused me of being sarcastic and crude. He was just a cock. An absolute cock. The forum's much better off without people like him. Never felt like this about another member before (not even Chapman).
Lummycorks is still around seen him somewhere else tonight, I suppose I've been a bit 'sensitive' in past but realised it was'nt personal, I enjoy all sarcasm etc. now!
Quote: billwill @ February 5 2011, 2:23 AM GMTWith a pistol?
That's pretty good!
Yep. I'm a good shot.
Quote: dellas @ February 5 2011, 3:40 AM GMT
Not sure what you're talking about as I don't think I've shot a living thing in the last 30 years. Bowling pins are fairly inanimate, no?
Quote: dellas @ February 5 2011, 3:40 AM GMT
No.
Quote: DaButt @ February 5 2011, 4:47 AM GMTNot sure what you're talking about as I don't think I've shot a living thing in the last 30 years. Bowling pins are fairly inanimate, no?
Bowling pins are people too -
