http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTmm-3fTcO8
Observe, and laugh!
Hilarious Sushi Guide!
Chop that down to 5 minutes and you could have something there.
I very much enjoyed the girl doing her make-up a few inches away from a fish being gutted. That and the beer drinking and toying with the gun.
Lots of very funny stuff in there, I really liked it. Agree with the above post though, I would look at trimming it down to 5 minutes.