new character finished. Can't take total credit for it or a little I've mostly stolen it lol! But stolen with permission...ish 
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 3 2011, 11:32 PM GMTI reckon it's as though you are laying on your back in bed. I always sleep on the right.
Yes, I think it's from the bed, rather than standing and looking at the bed.
I peed on a nice cactus a few minutes ago.
Quote: zooo @ February 3 2011, 11:49 PM GMTYes, I think it's from the bed, rather than standing and looking at the bed.
It's simple. You lie on your back, stretch out right hand. If it hangs over nothing, you're lying on the right side. If it's hanging over the bed, you're lying on the left. I ALWAYS sleep on the right.
You don't have to tell us EVERYTHING, Dabutt. 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 3 2011, 11:08 PM GMTNo, cause I don't sleep in the middle on my own. I am sleeping on the right side.
Am I the only one who says this?
Heh heh, which is left and which is right depends on whether you sleep on your back or on your front.
The sun is setting over the mountains, Lynyrd Skynyrd is playing, beer is flowing and there's a pistol on my lap. The American dream!
It's very windy tonight.
Surely all women sleep on the left?.
Asked the lady in the sandwich shop for a cream cheese bagel and she said "Cream cheese and bacon sandwich?" and I said "No, cream cheese bagel" and she has given me a cream cheese and bacon bagel.
*facepalm*
Will Cam has taken today off to give himself a nice long weekend.
Until Sooty arrives...
Quote: Will Cam @ February 4 2011, 10:08 AM GMTWill Cam has taken today off to give himself a nice long wank.
Quote: chipolata @ February 4 2011, 10:09 AM GMTUntil Sooty arrives...
Sooty'The Mozart Of Comedy'J, as he likes to be known now.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 4 2011, 10:10 AM GMTSooty'The Mozart Of Comedy'J, as he likes to be known now.
You're just jealous because Godot's annointed him as The Chosen One.
My whole life is geared towards gaining the repect and approval of some arsey stranger on the internet, it's true. And I'll get there, one day. Or I'll get bitter and kill a few people.