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Heee. I like his little hands.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 11:55 PM GMT

My eyes are dead tired. Sleep soon. After this commercial break:

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Not that any of you live in Newcastle.

I'll crash at yours and come along. Get Dan to get some Bacon and eggs in

"Featuring emerging new acts and old pros." Sounds a bit clumsy.

This isn't critique, Chip, shut yer face.

Old pros

hayuck hayuck arf arf snicker ooh er missus

bet Prince Charles would like that

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 3 2011, 12:02 AM GMT

This isn't critique, Chip, shut yer face.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 3 2011, 12:02 AM GMT

This isn't critique, Chip, shut yer face.

And I didn't even get to touch on the panda. :(

Quote: chipolata @ February 3 2011, 12:00 AM GMT

"Featuring emerging new acts and old pros." Sounds a bit clumsy.

"Old pros" sounds to me like a euphemism for saggy, middle-aged hookers who are totally unshockable, having seen it all before... Is Jenny Eclair really on the bill?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 3 2011, 12:02 AM GMT

This isn't critique, Chip, shut yer face.

I like the address... "Hyem" - sounds a bit like "hymen" - you could riff on that a bit, Nat, eh? Eh? ;)

Any poster that has a panda impersonating The Fonz is fine by me.

Quote: sootyj @ February 3 2011, 12:02 AM GMT

Old pros

hayuck hayuck arf arf snicker ooh er missus

bet Prince Charles would like that

Oi Tim no pinching my gags in the same thread.

Whodja think you are Keith Bloody Chegwin with his cock out?

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 3 2011, 12:45 AM GMT

"Old pros" sounds to me like a euphemism for saggy, middle-aged hookers who are totally unshockable, having seen it all before... Is Jenny Eclair really on the bill?

Whistling nnocently Is this the voice of experience?..

Off into London Town to meet someone who was in the Apprentice.

Quote: bigfella @ February 3 2011, 7:54 AM GMT

Off into London Town to meet someone who was in the Apprentice.

Alan?

Quote: bigfella @ February 3 2011, 7:54 AM GMT

Off into London Town to meet someone who was in the Apprentice.

Baggs the Brand?

Quote: don rushmore @ February 3 2011, 12:51 AM GMT

Any poster that has a panda impersonating The Fonz is fine by me.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 3 2011, 12:45 AM GMT

"Old pros" sounds to me like a euphemism for saggy, middle-aged hookers

That's exactly what's happening.

I like the address... "Hyem" - sounds a bit like "hymen" - you could riff on that a bit, Nat, eh? Eh? ;)

Wouldn't work so well as 'Hyem' is akin to 'Home' in geordie speak.

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