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Tea or coffee? Page 3

You poor thing, sit in a darkended room and your vision should return

Just had a coffee, was a bit strong.

Someone come to Preston and make me a cup of coffee. I can't be bothered.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 11:51 AM GMT

Someone come to Preston and make me a cup of coffee. I can't be bothered.

Wave Milk and sugar?

Tea, coffee is rubbish.

Quote: roscoff @ February 2 2011, 1:38 PM GMT

Wave Milk and sugar?

Sweeteners please, Ross :)

Used to always be Tea
Now It's mostly Coffee & usually bad stuff as well.
I'm thinking of going back to tea.
Earl Grey hot!

I quite fancy an Ovaltine.

Still stalking elderly members of the aristocracy?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 2 2011, 11:51 PM GMT

Earl Grey hot!

Filth

I had a tea pigs Earl Grey today it was fantabulosa

I like both coffee and chocolate, but not coffee-flavoured chocolate. Weird.

Both of course, they are both great British inventions.

If by British you mean Chinese and Arab.

Okay, we let them source the products for us, but it was we the British who gave them to the world. :) England Scotland Wales Er, Aaron & Zooo, isn't time you got a Union Jack in there? Would be much more economical.

Quote: chipolata @ February 3 2011, 11:33 PM GMT

If by British you mean Chinese and Arab.

Well yes, but it was us that first had the idea to take over the countries where they grew and steal it from them. :)

Quite right, it's called ingenuity. The rest of the world is merely jealous of us for doing what they failed to even think of. Without us, the world renowned beverages would be wasted on Chinks and A-rabs.

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