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Quote: chipolata @ February 2 2011, 1:37 PM GMT

It's a suprise!

I hope it's not a midly erotic comeback... I got that last year... or was that splash back.

I'm designing a logo for a new comedy night near me.

Quote: chipolata @ February 2 2011, 2:09 PM GMT

You really do sound like somebody who should be cut. ;)

Oh no, I'm very useful! The publuic sector just doesn't know how to efficiently use resources. There are a million things I could be working on while I'm here, but no one will green light it!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 2:30 PM GMT

I'm designing a logo for a new comedy night near me.

Does it have a custard pie on it?

I'm shit and I know I am... :(

Quote: Gavin @ February 2 2011, 3:36 PM GMT

Does it have a custard pie on it?

No, a panda. Wanna see?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ February 2 2011, 3:46 PM GMT

No, a panda. Wanna see?

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Is getting ready to watch 'Beauty and The Beast- Ugly Face of Prejudice'

I have been waiting for this all day...

Freaks pulling weird faces?...Yes please!
Odd shaped heads?...Yes please!
Is it human?..Don't know?...Yes please!

Apparently on this one, a pathetic chav who thinks she's beautiful has to meet the Beast, a little weird chap with a big head and slanty cheekbones. They go on a date and the challenge at the end is that she has to wank him off into his carrier bag whilst keeping full eye contact at all times...

Scotti! Is this a brief visit?

Quote: bigfella @ February 2 2011, 7:56 PM GMT

Scotti! Is this a brief visit?

Bigfella!

A little visit!

Quote: Scottidog @ February 2 2011, 7:53 PM GMT

Is getting ready to watch 'Beauty and The Beast- Ugly Face of Prejudice'

I have been waiting for this all day...

Freaks pulling weird faces?...Yes please!
Odd shaped heads?...Yes please!
Is it human?..Don't know?...Yes please!

Apparently on this one, a pathetic chav who thinks she's beautiful has to meet the Beast, a little weird chap with a big head and slanty cheekbones. They go on a date and the challenge at the end is that she has to wank him off into his carrier bag whilst keeping full eye contact at all times...

I bloody missed that. Oh well. Can watch online at some point.

I think I'm going to go to sleep now.

Feel knackered today.

Hey Scotti don't leave this place is infested with normals

Quote: sootyj @ February 2 2011, 11:42 PM GMT

Hey Scotti don't leave this place is infested with normals

Who the fook you talking to now Sooty?

My eyes are dead tired. Sleep soon. After this commercial break:

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Not that any of you live in Newcastle.

Quote: Gavin @ February 2 2011, 11:44 PM GMT

Who the fook you talking to now Sooty?

You you damned normal norm

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