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Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 31 2011, 4:03 PM GMT

Doesn't make him any less attractive, does it? I wasn't planning on actually running away with him.

You know he's gonna wanna take you up the 'chuffer' right?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 31 2011, 4:05 PM GMT

Not at all... was just commenting. :)

Racist.

Quote: roscoff @ January 31 2011, 4:05 PM GMT

You know he's gonna wanna take you up the 'chuffer' right?

Is a chuffer another word for bum bum? Considering chuff is a word for ladyvag, I am surprised by this.

That is quite weird.

You can say 'up the' anything and make it mean bum, though.
Up the bungalow. Up the breadbox.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 31 2011, 4:07 PM GMT

Racist.

Is a chuffer another word for bum bum? Considering chuff is a word for ladyvag, I am surprised by this.

Where I come from it's definitly not the front bottom.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2011, 4:08 PM GMT

That is quite weird.

You can say 'up the' anything and make it mean bum, though.
Up the bungalow. Up the breadbox.

Compost bin?

Camp fire?

Totem pole?

Yosemite Sam?

Quote: roscoff @ January 31 2011, 4:09 PM GMT

Where I come from it's definitly not the front bottom.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chuff

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 31 2011, 4:10 PM GMT

Yosemite Sam?

Definitely that one.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 31 2011, 4:10 PM GMT

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chuff

Scroll down to number 5 oh northern person.

I can't actually view it from where I am, it's blocked!

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2011, 4:13 PM GMT

Definitely that one.

I'm gonna use it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ January 31 2011, 3:31 PM GMT

You might remember him from the show Plus One, where he played Duncan From Blue.

Duncan from Blue was very good in that. He is lovely, seems like a really nice guy too, but Simon is hot, hot, hot!

Blue's songs were alright too (although I prefer watching the videos) but I can't figure out why they'd do Eurovision. No matter how good the song is they'll never get the votes.

I only saw the pilot episode which was different to the series, but I thought he was great in that!

Simon is a bit skinny looking for my liking.

And bald.

He's shaved not bald, I don't like his tats though they are a bit nasty.

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And who could forget Israel's 1998 entry, Dana International

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmLi6rEmKcY

Malta was robbed in 2005, this song should've won, and Malta always vote for the UK so we like them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDPOw7ARQBE

Bardo - One Step Further from Cheggers Plays pop in 1982

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuGPWE1UifI

That was the only brit entry I could remember off the top of my head.
There was a French one I liked one year, I'll have to search for it.

Here it is.
I think it may have been the same year that Ronnie from EastEnders entered.
Amina - La dernier qui a parle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxEBAoCZIw

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 31 2011, 8:23 PM GMT

Bardo - One Step Further from Cheggers Plays pop in 1982

Oh bite me. Knock yourself out on this bundle of Europap http://www.eurovision-winners.com/Eurovision1970.html

Ah okay, not shiny bald, but almost as bad. Men should really have hair (if they can).

zooo has spoken.

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