Quote: Ben @ January 24 2011, 12:09 PM GMTBuns are sexy on secretaries and school teachers.
Thanks
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2011, 12:22 PM GMTAnd some nice baps.
Thanks again
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Quote: Ben @ January 24 2011, 12:09 PM GMTBuns are sexy on secretaries and school teachers.
Coupled with a nice pencil skirt.
Quote: chipolata @ January 24 2011, 1:14 PM GMTCoupled with a nice pencil skirt.
I'll give it a try but I'm not promising.
Quote: bigfella @ January 23 2011, 8:44 PM GMTThe envelope in aeronautical engineering is the area in which the aeroplane will fly at its optium ( And not actually fall from the sky). Expanding this area, or "pushing the envelope" allows your aircraft to perform better and more "robustly".
What a load of bollocks. I thought it would be more to do with ballooning.
Quote: DaButt @ January 24 2011, 12:25 AM GMTI'm a man and joined the Army. Aircraft of the non-rotary-wing kind are for girls and the Air Force.
EH??????????????
Quote: zooo @ January 24 2011, 12:56 AM GMTShe's pretty funny actually. Quite quick witted. She was good on Graham Norton this week. (Sitting between P Diddy and Vince Vaughn, which was a little incongruous.)
She has got an annoying geordie accent though. Like Cheryl Cole but without the .... um.... Like Cheryl Cole!
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 24 2011, 12:22 PM GMTAnd some nice baps.
Behave Nils, My hair is tightly fixed in military fashion.
Morons (don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings) who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Just saw it on the news. Must 'of' instead of must 'have'. Should 'of' for should 'have' etc.
Quote: keewik @ January 30 2011, 11:25 PM GMTMorons (don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings) who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Just saw it on the news. Must 'of' instead of must 'have'. Should 'of' for should 'have' etc.
One of our customer relations officers at work does that ! What must customers think?
TTPYO ..
people driving with front fog lights on !
Cretinous b*stards !
Or poseurs?
Or poseurs?
Quote: keewik @ January 30 2011, 11:45 PM GMTOr poseurs?
Or poseurs?
Tossers!
When you put your feet in your slippers and stand on the back (turning them instantly into slip-ons.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 31 2011, 1:49 PM GMTWhen you put your feet in your gimp and stand on their back (turning them instantly into slip-ons. And fooling over in the process
Bleurgh!
Cooking instructions written in minuscule print on the BACK of labels which are then stuck to the front of the product.
Quote: keewik @ February 4 2011, 9:44 PM GMTCooking instructions written in minuscule print on the BACK of labels which are then stuck to the front of the product.
Agree!
Mostly happens with meat, and you end up with droplets of blood all over the work tops and floor as you hold it up to the light trying to read the instructions. It's totally gross!
I gave up tonight and guessed it - correctly, luckily
When you become the parent of your parent too early in life.