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Quote: Tim Walker @ January 30 2011, 12:27 AM GMT

But I like The Mighty Boosh! I think it's a sign of a decent society that money is spent on producing comedy made specifically for educationally subnormal pre-teens. :) I'm saving all that kind of material for my rock concept album about the life, work and eventual crucifixion of Tim Dawson.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 30 2011, 12:27 AM GMT

But I like The Mighty Boosh! I think it's a sign of a decent society that money is spent on producing comedy made specifically for educationally subnormal pre-teens. :)

I'm saving all that kind of material for my rock concept album about the life, work and eventual crucifixion of Tim Dawson.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 30 2011, 12:27 AM GMT

But I like The Mighty Boosh! I think it's a sign of a decent society that money is spent on producing comedy made specifically for educationally subnormal pre-teens. :)

You're a ball of hate, Tim. :(

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 30 2011, 12:35 AM GMT

You're a ball of hate, Tim. :(

But what a voice!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 30 2011, 12:35 AM GMT

You're a ball of hate, Tim. :(

I was merely joking, Matthew. (I happen to think the episode 'The Nightmare of Milky Joe' contains some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.) ;)

I hardly think The BCG Forum is the right place for jokes.

Don't worry, it shan't happen again.

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 30 2011, 12:40 AM GMT

Don't worry, it shan't happen again.

Pleased IT won't with you trolls on!. Sooo retropective your up your own DNA !.

Quote: dellas @ January 30 2011, 3:57 AM GMT

Pleased IT won't with you trolls on!. Sooo retropective your up your own DNA !.

Say what? Eh?

Hey, Tim, your tracks are alright!

Have you ever serenaded a lady?

More alphabet countries with the kids. On 'G' I gave some clues for Germany and (rightly or wrongly) I used the Nazi salute and said 'guy with the little moustache' because they'd be studying WWII at school.

Hollie called out, "Little Chef!"

For 'Z' a series of complicated clues led us as far as 'Zimbab' for Zimbabwe. For the last part I said it's something you do when you go to the toilet.

"Poo!"

Yes, that well known country Zimbabpoo. :D

Fuumbling the ball

Tuumble is admitted to a secure home for the mentally confused after breaking down after failing to involve his kids in an incomprehensible word game for 3000 straight hours. Having not realised his wife left him for "bang and your knickers are gone barry scott" a year earlier. And he had been shouting naked at the next door neighbours garden gnomes
In happier news Danny clever chops head of the BBC offers him a role on a gritty working class quiz.

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2011, 10:22 PM GMT

Fuumbling the ball

Tuumble is admitted to a secure home for the mentally confused after breaking down after failing to involve his kids in an incomprehensible word game for 3000 straight hours. Having not realised his wife left him for "bang and your knickers are gone barry scott" a year earlier. And he had been shouting naked at the next door neighbours garden gnomes
In happier news Danny clever chops head of the BBC offers him a role on a gritty working class quiz.

;) Admit to playing similar stuff!

Quote: Tuumble @ January 30 2011, 10:13 PM GMT

More alphabet countries with the kids. On 'G' I gave some clues for Germany and (rightly or wrongly) I used the Nazi salute and said 'guy with the little moustache' because they'd be studying WWII at school. Before throwing a brick through a Synagogue window and punching a passing Rabbi, then burning a pile of Woody Allan DVDs and marching around it singing the Horst Wessell song.

Hollie called out, "Little Chef!" and I screamed "Seig Heil!"

For 'Z' a series of complicated clues led us as far as 'Zimbab' for Zimbabwe.
I also chased them round the garden with a machete and reclaimed their duplo farm in the name of the war veterans of the popular front. For the last part I said it's something you do when you go to the toilet.

"Poo!"

Yes, that well known country Zimbabpoo. :D

You're quite intense about these games

Quote: sootyj @ January 30 2011, 10:41 PM GMT

You're quite intense about these games

Ha! :D

Far from it. It is in part educational as well as fun but it just amazes me when such obscure answers come up that bear no relation to the question.

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