INT. BEDROOM. NIGHT. FX MOANS AND BED SPRINGS. CUT TO: DAYTIME. MAN: Oh Christ, my mouth's like a zookeeper's boot today, how pissed was I last night? MAN TURNS HIS HEAD TO SEE A DALEK GETTING OUT OF BED. MAN: Shit... Erm, mind the stairs. FX SOUND OF DALEK FALLING DOWN STAIRS.
Good stuff.
Thanks David
Brilliant. That has made me laugh loads!
Great stuff
But how does a Dalek get out of bed?
Nice one Centurion.
Quote: sootyj @ January 27 2011, 11:16 AM GMTGreat stuff
But how does a Dalek get out of bed?
He pulls the covers back first.
Quote: sootyj @ January 27 2011, 11:16 AM GMTBut how does a Dalek get out of bed?
With great difficulty?
Nice little cartoon strip within this, I think Nige.
Excellent stuff! 
Thanks all... Yes Sootyj. The dalek was in a craftmatic adjustable bed. He tilted the mattress by remote control then slid gently down the incline towards an upright position.
I liked it
Definitely my favourite Evil Mutant in metal casing hangover sketch of yours
I came to this thread thinking it was serious social comment on binge drinking and yet I find inappropriate laughter about lewd acts with wheeled aliens. It's a disgrace!
nice and enjoyable David
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 28 2011, 12:16 AM GMTThanks all... Yes Sootyj. The dalek was in a craftmatic adjustable bed. He tilted the mattress by remote control then slid gently down the incline towards an upright position.
loved it!! but love this comment more!
A delightful little sketch 
*takes hat off*