British Comedy Guide

The all-in-one consolidatory football thread Page 213

Quote: Splodge @ January 26 2011, 11:00 PM GMT

Good riddance to both of them.

That's funny because Liverpool fans thought Andy Gray showed bias towards Man Utd, Arsenal fans thought Andy Gray showed bias towards Man Utd, Chelsea fans thought Andy Gray showed bias towards Man Utd and Man City fans thought Andy Gray showed bias towards Man Utd.

He played for Everton, Wolves and Aston Villa? Was he biased towards Liverpool?

Anyway - as I said it wasn't because of the Lines(wo)man - it was because he wanted the girl to put the microphone in his trousers that did it for him.

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 26 2011, 8:55 PM GMT

We may as well give that c*nt Murdoch the keys to Buckingham Place now . . .

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/sky-sports-andy-gray-determined-to-settle-score-documents-show-2178131.html#

Keys wasn't involved it seems. Strange that. One sacked and the other not.

Hopefully the last sentence will come to be x100.

Unimpressed A definate conspiriosy theory, I think Jeremy is up for the job, after all he went to Murdoch dinner, why?, ooh sky at at a salary of £1/2 million a year? I should think 'Top Gear' is very 'Star in average car' now ...

Quote: Chappers @ January 26 2011, 11:55 PM GMT

He played for Everton, Wolves and Aston Villa? Was he biased towards Liverpool?

Anyway - as I said it wasn't because of the Lines(wo)man - it was because he wanted the girl to put the microphone in his trousers that did it for him.

She should have shoved the mic in his trousers - up his fat lard-arse, because he's been talking out of it on Sky for nearly 20 years.

I quite liked Andy Gray, I'm sorry to see him go.

The bookies are up with a market for his replacement; Jamie 'triffic' Redknapp is favourite across the board:

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/andy-gray-specials/grays-replacement

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ January 27 2011, 1:59 PM GMT

I quite liked Andy Gray, I'm sorry to see him go.

The bookies are up with a market for his replacement; Jamie 'triffic' Redknapp is favourite across the board:

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/andy-gray-specials/grays-replacement

In that case I take it all back about AG! There will be a Liverpool bias now from The Spice Boy.

The extra dosh can be used to pay 'Arry back after being turned over in Madrid at a sweet stall.

F**k me Gerry - you don't half look like DeNiro mate.

Quote: Juan Kerr @ January 27 2011, 2:12 PM GMT

In that case I take it all back about AG! There will be a Liverpool bias now from The Spice Boy.

The extra dosh can be used to pay 'Arry back after being turned over in Madrid at a sweet stall.

F**k me Gerry - you don't half look like DeNiro mate.

He looks like me imo :)

Man Utd for the title.

Come now, it's not like Andy Gray actually took his engorged penis out of his trousers, shoved it under the woman's nose and asked her about her views on the January transfer window. All he did was euphemistically suggest that she might like to put her hand in his pants and manually masturbate him. I've no doubt this kind of light-hearted masturbatory banter is part-and-parcel of football punditry. I imagine Mark Lawrenson regularly invites Lineker to give him a swift hand shandy during the warm-up on MOTD. Ah, but because they're part of the gays it's not sexist, of course! The hypocrisy!!

Hansen likes four at the back.

He likes playing in the hole behind the centre forward too

Juan Kerr once borrowed Nobby Styles Teeth and...

Ooops wrong thread.

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 27 2011, 10:48 PM GMT

Come now, it's not like Andy Gray actually took his engorged penis out of his trousers, shoved it under the woman's nose and asked her about her views on the January transfer window. All he did was euphemistically suggest that she might like to put her hand in his pants and manually masturbate him. I've no doubt this kind of light-hearted masturbatory banter is part-and-parcel of football punditry. I imagine Mark Lawrenson regularly invites Lineker to give him a swift hand shandy during the warm-up on MOTD. Ah, but because they're part of the gays it's not sexist, of course! The hypocrisy!!

Errr OH dear quite like to repremmand this , gets difficult, then told to sneaky report?, what do I do euphemistically speaking. Total castration seems logical solution, gets rid of unecessary 'parts and parcels'.
Wow this site will be full of pricks!...dangerous ground.

Laughing out loud
Perhaps you were unfairly reprimanded on a previous occasion
But don't let it stop you having fun.
& don't report Tim we've all tried & it doesn't work.
:D

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 28 2011, 2:17 AM GMT

Laughing out loud
Perhaps you were unfairly reprimanded on a previous occasion
But don't let it stop you having fun.
& don't report Tim we've all tried & it doesn't work.
:D

:P How perseptive of a male, very impressed. However must keep to topic or all my great wit/banter like with Zooo will be removed.
Is the 'off side', rule about the side a man 'dresses' on?, Too much left or right?, therefore declaring a 'bias'?...

This thread is in the General Discussion area so no posts get removed for being off topic.

Share this page